unattended children

[PepperElf]

I think I remember someone posting about this before....

I think I found your sign hehe

[lordlundar]

Isn't that the equivalent to setting off a neutron bomb?

[Lace Neil Singer]

I prefer this one. XD

[CaroPhoenix]

And of course at the Maryland Renn Faire, there is a sign at one of the musical instrument booths:

Unattended children will be sold as slaves

[Soulstealer]

Unattended children will be sold as slaves

That's what I'd do if it was my business.