Well aint this the shit?

[Plaidman]

Man sends check made out of Toilet Paper.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n3975910.shtml

[MadMike]

Hmm, I never did anything like that, but one time I used some in a typewriter (it was clean, don't worry.)

It was in college when I was taking a typing course. Every day when we first arrived, we were supposed to practice, and we were supposed to bring our own practice paper. The teacher had a stack of paper for people who forgot, but as forgetful as I am, she started to complain about me using up her paper. So one day, I stopped by the men's room on the way to class and "borrowed" a roll of TP. I threaded it into the typewriter (had a helluva time setting the margins properly), and rolled the other end halfway across the room.

When the teacher arrived, she couldn't figure out why the whole room was trying to stifle their laughter. When she saw what I had done, she completely lost it (she was a good sport, thankfully.)

After I was done, I returned the roll of paper back to the men's room.

[Plaidman]

Whoa. Now that's something you should have taped bro! Did she complain about you using her paper afterwards?

[MadMike]

I don't believe she did after that, but I might have stopped forgetting to bring my own after that. It was roughly 20 years ago, and I've killed a lot of brain cells between then and now.