Portable Breast Massage Robot For Pretty Boobies (SFW link)

[dendawg]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/2008/04/22/por...age_robot.html

hmmm.....a robot that gives a boobie massage......

More than likely, it'll be in porn before it ever reaches shelves.

[CanadaGirl]

:O Those fan blades look sharp and cold! Not getting anywhere near my ladies!

[Rapscallion]

So, who's buying me one?

Rapscallion

[blas]

When's your birthday?

[Andara Bledin]

So, who's buying me one?

Raps, it's a boobie massager. You have to wait for the special moobie variant with HairGuard.

^-.-^

[tropicsgoddess]

I was all for it at first, but after seeing the video...nah. Don't want those on my fun bags. I can get my guy to do the boob massaging for me.

[lordlundar]

I can get my guy to do the boob massaging for me.

No doubt. This takes all the fun out of it.

[marasbaras]

Wow, um, just have a guy do it. We're free ... eager, too.

[Andara Bledin]

Wow, um, just have a guy do it. We're free ... eager, too.

Heck, I bet we could get you guys to pay us for the privelege, even!

^-.-^

[Rapscallion]

Heck, I bet we could get you guys to pay us for the privelege, even!

^-.-^

Depends how nice they taste.

Rapscallion

[edible_hat]

Just thought I should point this bit out:

Apart from some medical reasons for why the Boobie Massager is good for women, Wang & Co are not unaware of other, less medical, uses.

(Emphasis added)

[GingerBiscuit]

that is going NOWHERE near my breasts.

[Rapscallion]

I hear that so often.

Rapscallion

[GingerBiscuit]

I think it may be the way you try and attack peoples breasts with flesh eating bacteria.

Yes, I KNOW what you get up to at night.

[edible_hat]

My impression of this robot got a one-word response from my fiance:

"MORE!"