THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[Kali]

One of my guildies bought her friend this Birthday Cake...



It's true, because it's actually a giant cookie!

[JoitheArtist]

One of my guildies bought her friend this Birthday Cake...

It's true, because it's actually a giant cookie!

That rocks!!

At my office, everyone signs birthday cards for any worker who's having a birthday. The IT guy wrote in mine, "The cake is a lie! Destroy all candles!" Made me laugh for about 5 minutes straight.

[RayvenQ]

The proper phrase is

The cake is a lie
is a lie
is a lie
is a lie

therefore meaning the cake actually isn't a lie

[Evil Queen]

But the cube is forever. <3

[RayvenQ]

But the cube is forever. <3

Damn, and I though I'd done it in by crisping it.
*Is now going to Imagine every one of EQ's posts in the GLADoS voice.

[Evil Queen]

..... (click me and click on "Watch Movie")

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

[sportsmom]

I'm confuzzled.

'Splain please?

[Evil Queen]

A computer game called Portal. It's four hours long and is nothing but a giant puzzle similar to M.C. Echer's Staircase painting.

It's run entirely by a computer entity called GLADoS (who is similar to Stanley Kubrick's HAL from 2001: A Space Oddicy).

The song I posted is the ending song that is played at the end of the game.

[Misty]

Omigosh! Is that a Mrs. Fields?! *drools* the perfect union of cookie and cake!

Now all you need is a Ben and Jerry's ice cream cake and you will have the greatest birthday ever in the history of the world!! Take that, My Super Sweet Sixteen!!

[RayvenQ]

A computer game called Portal. It's four hours long and is nothing but a giant puzzle similar to M.C. Echer's Staircase painting.

It's run entirely by a computer entity called GLADoS (who is similar to Stanley Kubrick's HAL from 2001: A Space Oddicy).

The song I posted is the ending song that is played at the end of the game.

Four Hours? Only took me two

But the ending is brilliant as you do not see it coming at all.

On one of the forums I go to, one of the makers of portal frequents there often.

Short story on how portal came to be, A few students got together and made a mod for Hal Life called Narcarbular Drop which involved, funnily enough, portals of a sort, fast forward a few years later, the N Drop team get hired by ValvE.

Bit of Trivia for you, the woman who does the GLADoS voice (Ellen McLaine) also did the voice for the Combine Overwatch in the HL2 series and the announcer for Team Fortress 2