Cake Wreck

[Dark Psion]

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/...-or-taste.html

Wouldn't you like to have been there when she put in her order for that cake?

[Evil Queen]

Notice the bride one doesn't look too thrilled.

[marasbaras]

I love Cake Wrecks! I've subscribed for quite some time now ...

This one in particular. Looks like a bride who needs to hear the word "no" for a few years.

[iradney]

She may not look thrilled, but she's the one that ordered it!
I would find it a bit creepy to have people cutting into and consuming a baked effigy of my person.....

[Hyndis]

There's enough bride for everyone to have a taste of her.

[draggar]

Notice the bride one doesn't look too thrilled.

The cake makes her egotistical @$$ look fat.

[XCashier]

Egotistical much, lady? Most brides are happy with a plastic bride and groom on top of the cake!

Granted, the cake is well made (aside from that red rickrack up the side), and the likeness is amazing, but still...

Great site, now I'm having fun looking through it! That baby shower cake is really seriously creepy, though.

[Severen13]

My personal favorite is the poo cake.
Nothing screams "Happy Birthday!" like a big steaming pile of shit!

[Sliceanddice]

Egotistical much, lady? Most brides are happy with a plastic bride and groom on top of the cake!

Granted, the cake is well made (aside from that red rickrack up the side), and the likeness is amazing, but still...

did you read the comments?
Apparently the red rickrack was a cable.... that animated the mouth and controlled the sound...
thats right she has a life sized TALKING wedding cake of herself....
omg...
that should be on MTV...
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/...in-wrecks.html oh and did you see the other brides cake?

[draggar]

If she talked then they should have slapped a cell phone on her face.

[Caveat Emptor]

Kermit watermelon angry green maneater vagina cake...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/shmoovio/252096269/

[XCashier]

What I find difficult to believe is that so many "professional" cake decorators have such horrible writing skills. Case in point:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/...-in-icing.html
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/...ure-thing.html
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/doubly-sad.html
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/...ers-unite.html

I mean, don't they have to take classes to learn how to decorate cakes properly?

[tropicsgoddess]

The bride cakes were creepy and I don't see what the hell is so great about cutting into a cake effigy of yourself. Just as bad, if not worse was the couple that requested a birthday cake in the likeness of their German Shepherd dog.. The foot cakes... were they thinking?!! Those were the most unappetizing and grossest looking cakes I've ever seen.

[Sliceanddice]

i laughed like crazy at the biazzar fire/jelly/slime/pink ruffles cake......

[Bradester]

I read somewhere that the bride was from Ghana or Nigeria, where effigies are part of the culture. She had seen something similar in a bakery window as a child. So I think it's maybe more of a cultural thing than an 'OMG I am the princess worship my flour and frosting holiness'.

Doesn't make it any less creepy though.

A few years ago we needed to get a last-minute cake for my brother Erik's birthday. We went to the grocery store, where the regular decorator was out sick or something. Some poor kid was trying to cover for her, and explained that his decorating skills weren't great. We said that it didn't matter, as long as Erik's name was spelled correctly (meaning, spelled with a 'K' rather than a 'C').

We came back a few hours later to find a white frosted cake, upon which, scrawled pitifully in blue icing, was "Happy Birthday, Eirk."

My mother, sister-in-law and I all burst out laughing in the bakery. Erik just shook his head when he saw it. We tease him about it to this day.