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Let me guess, she then picked her kids up from cricket practice and called 999 from a Wimpy's drive though because her burger wasn't "perfect"?Quote Dalesys:
... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"
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Reminds me of the time the goofballs next to my parents called the cops....over a broken flower. Yes, seriously. Never mind that a deer, rabbit, or other assorted critters could have done it. Instead, we got blamed for it...even though their entire yard is encircled with an 8-foot fence, various security cameras, motion detectors, etc. I'm sure if they could, they'd put a security guard back there too. Anyone want to guess what their sole "proof" was? A photo of my brother, sitting on the couch in *our* house. Yes, that's right--she just admitted that not only was she a peeping tom, but had aimed her camera through *our* window. Needless to say, the cops were *not* amused...and fined her for filing a false report. Ever since then, quite a few people refer to the police as "the Dahlia Squad"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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oh NO! not the bunny!
I hope this has not been put up before but just
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/200...s-45dbed5.html
I am evil, I should change my middle name legally TO evil, I'm proud of my evilness! Makes life fun! bwhaha
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....Out of curiosity, what happens if someone from America goes to England and, in an emergency, dials 911 rather then 999?Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Oh, okay. I was hoping it would be like that. I'd hate to go somewhere on my many travels and wind up either not knowing or typing out the wrong number for Emergency.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Quoth Evil Queen View PostOh, okay. I was hoping it would be like that. I'd hate to go somewhere on my many travels and wind up either not knowing or typing out the wrong number for Emergency.
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