If this is your first visit, be sure to
check out the FAQ by clicking the
link above. You may have to register
before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages,
select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.
Wife: “Well the water is so clear, but it’s green, it looks like the ocean. Do you paint the bottom that color?”
Me: “Oh no, the water has a green color because of the copper minerals in the water. When they oxidize, that’s why it looks like the ocean.”
Wife: “Oh, that’s crazy! Everybody knows copper is brown like a penny, not green. It’s painted, isn’t it?!”
Someone failed grade school science!
Oh, and read the one at the bottom of Page One, where the jerk thinks the hotel receptionist is a prostitute. I think she should've had him arrested...!
Been there, done that, called the cops, kicked him out.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
i like the one where the guy dislikes the "no cancellation" policy... and claims to be a doctor, then a lawyer, and then a lawyer for the catholic church with the power to make bishops cast curses.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
you know, now that I've admitted it, I halfway expect a CSer to come to the hotel, and at least jokingly, offer it... it's a good thing that no one here knows that I work for located at the intersection of and right behind the
If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
It's also a good thing that you don't know that my flight comes in at on and that I happen to have a room at
I'm such a bitch.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
Comment