HOTEL WORKERS-

[StanFlouride]

You think the messes you have to clean up are humongous?
How'd you like to deal with this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/31...reception.html

[Evil Queen]

*faints*

[smileyeagle1021]

that would be soo freaking cool... I'd love to work somewhere where elephants wander through the lobby

[Cats]

My god, thats awsome!

I bet they don't have much of a problem with sucky hotel guests...I mean, who would be dumb enough to argue at a hotel that has the largest land mammal strolling through on a regular basis?

[StanFlouride]

that would be soo freaking cool... I'd love to work somewhere where elephants wander through the lobby

You mean you don't have them now? They're easy to spot:
The males tend to wear aging bermuda shorts and golf shirts, the females usually appear in capri slacks that are way to tight.
Their mating call is, "Where we come from things are different. Change this place to make it more like home or I'm never coming back!"

[smileyeagle1021]

You mean you don't have them now? They're easy to spot:
The males tend to wear aging bermuda shorts and golf shirts, the females usually appear in capri slacks that are way to tight.
Their mating call is, "Where we come from things are different. Change this place to make it more like home or I'm never coming back!"

oh, you mean American Tourists (tm)... gah, even as an american I can't stand the people who follow the stereotype (perhaps I can't stand them because I am an American...)