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    I thought i had been to some tacky weddings but WTF(just noticed gypos say no more)

    http://tackyweddings.com/2008/10/30/...st-dress-ever/
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    set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

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  • #2
    That is so wrong in so many ways I don't even know where to start.
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    • #3
      Oh good lord the chavs are going to start breeding?
      I AM the evil bastard!
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      • #4
        Because every 16-year-old girl should look like a cheap, tacky stripper on her wedding day.

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        • #5
          "Hey, guys, check this out!"

          *clickyclickyemail sent*

          "Weddings? What the ..."

          "You saw the first picture, didn't you?"

          "...yes."

          "Oh for the love of..."

          "Sounds like you got to the mother."

          "*clownhorn* Smurfing! *clownhorn*"

          "Ah, you read some of the text."

          Thanks - that office needed a laugh

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          Last edited by Rapscallion; 11-24-2008, 07:46 PM.

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          • #6
            Somewhere in heaven, that girl's guardian angel is crying.

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            • #7
              OMG!!!!

              What parent in their right mind would allow a 16yr old to marry dressed like that! (hell, i wouldnt let a 16 yr old marry - period!)

              Her parents have a lot to answer for. I weep for any children she brings into this world.
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              "We don't have a gold plated toilet"
              "Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"

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              • #8
                My (ex - long story!) photolab is very close to a traveller site, and that's about normal for a traveller wedding. Id go as far as to say it's tame! We used to get the wedding pics in all the time. They dress like that to go shopping round these parts!

                I remember one in particular. All 12 (!) of the bridesmaids, aged I'd guess from 2 up to mid 40s were in Belle (from Beauty and the Beast) style yellow dresses. Not so bad...but it was a crop top and skirt rather than a proper dress, and topped off with a lovely headress of a tiny yellow top hat, worn slightly on the side. All the ushers, groomsmen and even the groom himself were dressed in powder blue knickerbockers, waistcoats and white wigs. The two matrons of honour wore flourescent orange mini dresses with long black net trains. The guests were a feast for the eyes as well!

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                • #9
                  my eyes they burn!!!!!! Thank you for that. *goes to pour bleach in the eyes*
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                  • #10
                    Reading the article, did anyone else hear the narrator guy from "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"?

                    Should I be afraid of the picture they're painting for travelers? (People who travel a lot... like myself) Or is this another form of cheap-ass chav spectacular?
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                    • #11
                      That was just wrong on so many levels!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        Reading the article, did anyone else hear the narrator guy from "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"?

                        Should I be afraid of the picture they're painting for travelers? (People who travel a lot... like myself) Or is this another form of cheap-ass chav spectacular?
                        Every time I have read it I hear his voice.

                        Also EQ don't worry about being compared to Travellers since you travel a lot, since it is the new PC term for people whom we used to refer to as Gypsies.

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                        • #13
                          Maybe they were just trying to save money by making the bride double as the bachelor party stripper?
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                          • #14
                            I could see myself wearing something like that to wrestle in.

                            ...that's about the only place an outfit like that would be appropriate...

                            ...and trust me when I say the only females of any age in those pictures that have real boobs are the ones who don't have any yet. And maybe the groom's mother. Since she's actually DRESSED, I can't really tell.
                            "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Dark-Star View Post
                              Somewhere in heaven, that girl's guardian angel is crying.
                              I am sure they are not crying but thinking something worse that will get them sent to the warm basement
                              I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                              -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


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