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  • #16
    It was quiet in sales this afternoon. The sudden emergence of the phrase, "What the..." shattered the peace.

    Tea was sprayed at one point. I claim victory.

    Rapscallion

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    • #17
      The Mother-of-the-Bride and several bridesmaids looked like they should be in advertisements for why you shouldn't get the extra large silicon breast implant.
      Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

      I'm a case study.

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      • #18
        "I fuckin' hate pikeys"

        How the hell do people actually think that that looks good?
        If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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        • #19
          It could have been worse, I suppose....

          Don't say it...
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          ...it could have been in pink camo.

          I'll be dogged, he said it.
          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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          • #20
            I actually Googled "Pink Camo Wedding" thankfully all I found was accessories....nita full wedding party
            "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
            "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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            • #21
              Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
              It could have been worse, I suppose....

              Don't say it...
              Don't say it...
              Don't say it...
              Don't say it...
              Don't say it...
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              ...it could have been in pink camo.

              I'll be dogged, he said it.
              I swear, I'm going to get a pink camo top and post pics of me in it if I keep hearing about pink camo.

              Be afraid.
              If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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              • #22
                Quoth raw456 View Post
                OMG!!!!

                What parent in their right mind would allow a 16yr old to marry dressed like that! (hell, i wouldnt let a 16 yr old marry - period!)

                Her parents have a lot to answer for. I weep for any children she brings into this world.
                Well, did you see her mother?


                I sent it to DesignFox over IM (she's bored at work). We've spent the last 20 minutes (at least) sending each other links from that site. I told her it was something to keep her amused. Apparently I have successfully amused her.

                I do like the Divorce Cakes, though
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #23
                  Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                  I swear, I'm going to get a pink camo top and post pics of me in it if I keep hearing about pink camo.

                  Be afraid.
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                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                  • #24
                    Great, now I have to find a pink camo top.
                    If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                    • #25
                      Call Gravekeeper. He can hook you up.
                      I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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                      • #26
                        Hmmm, interesting.
                        If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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