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Last edited by EricKei; 10-05-2014, 12:33 AM.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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I have a friend who's phone number ends in 666. It's mildly amusing, considering the friend.At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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http://notalwaysright.com/putting-yo...hot-seat/38188
I'm not sure what to make of this one except major EW.
Also, from my hometown: http://notalwaysright.com/leaving-yo...e-behind/38173Last edited by Andrew B.; 07-08-2014, 08:38 AM.Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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Quoth Andrew B. View Posthttp://notalwaysright.com/putting-yo...hot-seat/38188
I'm not sure what to make of this one except major EW.
Did you know that there are now clams for vegans? They'd probably be considered kosher as well.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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http://notalwaysright.com/not-happy-...t-future/38386
I'm a little concerned about that "Dark Corners for me to hide in" comment.Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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http://notalwaysworking.com/not-alwa...er-wrong/35692
"If he says he’s the f****** king of France, what do you say to him?"
"May I clear those plates, your majesty?"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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I think covers it nicely.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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A teacher wonderfully demonstrates the difference between ignorance and stupidity.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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According to this person, the Sun is the eye of a malevolent god.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Hard to argue with his logic...Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- Jester
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Taxi in Tallahassee, FL
The poster of the above states, "Keep in mind the city where I go to school is very much a college town, with the well-known (not to mention large) university being the main attraction as well as the reason why most people live there."
I had to laugh at that person's ignorance. Tallahassee is the home of two major universities, FSU and FAMU. But more importantly, it is the state capital, which is the reason most people live there.
I grew up in Tallahassee."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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