NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Gilhelmi]

from http://notalwaysworking.com/knocked-...ew-decks/37245

Officer Of The Deck: “And you’re going to tell me that you think violence is the answer?”

Me: *looks around at the Aircraft Carrier we’re standing on* “Sir, if I didn’t believe in fighting tooth, nail, and F-18 jet fighter in what I hold dear, I would have joined the Coast Guard.”

What kind of officer would have a problem with Optimus Prime? Also, I have many shirts that I bought from "Clothing and Sales" that have far worse then one gun on them (like many weapons and tanks, and Apaches).

I just laughed when he said Coast Guard. (Love ya Coasties, but I have to give you a good nature ribbing. Its in our contracts. Really, go back and read yours its there. I wonder how many went to read their contracts, hahaahahha)

[Deserted]

http://notalwaysright.com/reply-back...t-of-god/41028

I am not in the mood to fight [Airline] over an act of God, and I am definitely not in the mood to listen to you rant and rave like a g****** lunatic about something that is none of your business. Now, kindly f*** off!

I will seek this man out and have his babies. I don't care that I'm also male, I will figure out a way.

[wolfie]

That man is the kind of customer the agents would go the extra mile to help. His first cancellation was due to a mechanical problem, and we all know that "feces occur". The second was due to weather, which is outside the control of the airline, let alone the agents at the service desk. Since the extra help he wants is information about how long alternate transportation would take (and possibly directions), it's not something that would cost the airline money.

As for the woman, she'd get the bare minimum.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Cop: "Son, where's the fire?"
Man: (bursts out laughing)

[eltf177]

http://notalwaysworking.com/the-cold...ard-cash/37316

Employee finds cash and turns it in, only to have boss pocket it!

http://notalwaysright.com/trying-to-...k-helmet/41084

Corporate bends over to an SC.

I honestly don't know which one of these ticks me off more!

[eltf177]

http://notalwaysright.com/a-sad-depi...eviction/41090

Khirashy will relate to this one!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Here's an interesting way for baristas at a coffee place to respond to needlessly complicated drinks orders.

[eltf177]

http://notalwaysworking.com/doing-a-...cription/37569

This one really ticks me off because I've been here myself. I hope the OP went to HR and complained, although I have a hunch this place really _is_ this screwed up.

I think the OP dodged a bullet not getting hired...

[taxguykarl]

I think the OP dodged a bullet not getting hired...

No kidding I don't think this would be worth complaining about....expect on a don't work here type site.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Sorry, teacher, no word crimes here.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Fickle Over A Nickle

According to the Canadian mint, $6.27 should round down 2 cents to $6.25, rather than up 3 cents to $6.30? That clerk was indeed trying to steal 5 cents from that customer.

[KuariKaydrith]

Fickle Over A Nickle

According to the Canadian mint, $6.27 should round down 2 cents to $6.25, rather than up 3 cents to $6.30? That clerk was indeed trying to steal 5 cents from that customer.

That is not necessarily the case as I have seen it vary depending upon business practices. If the register is set a certain way then the clerk is only repeating what the register is telling her. Or it could be that her bosses told her to round a certain way without bothering to check the mint website. The whole rounding thing is still not uniform across the country although it should be.

As well, I think that the fact the customer demanded a refund even though he had not even paid yet is rather sucky. Hell, it may even be why the story was posted in the first place.

[catcul]

Some People Are Like Slinkies



Anything I say would just take away from the hilarity.

[EricKei]

It's always the quiet ones...and now we know why...

[Gilhelmi]

WE BUY GOLD!!!

unless it is made out of chocolate, or you lost your virginity to a soundtrack (which I do not believe, no person, male or female, would want to be with you).