NotAlwaysRight Stories

[catcul]

Some people would be convinced of that something is a hoax despite absolute evidence to the contrary. I believe the word is paranoid.

This sounds like a bad pickup line.

http://notalwaysworking.com/the-wors...ble-butt/41058

This baby may not live to attend school with a mother this stupid (or a scammer looking for a big payoff)...

If she does sue the company, I hope the company reports her to the federal government.

[XCashier]

I can't for the life of me figure out why the employee thought this was a good idea.

[catcul]

This kid's account has suffered a fatality.

[XCashier]

This kid's account has suffered a fatality.

Sometimes justice does prevail. I hope the brat's still bleeding from the new one his mom ripped him.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Sometimes justice does prevail. I hope the brat's still bleeding from the new one his mom ripped him.

I rather suspect there won't be much left of the little troll when she gets done with him.

Never Piss Off Mommy.

[catcul]

This sucky customer has one thing correct, this would be a dumb reason to violate parole.

[XCashier]

This sucky customer has one thing correct, this would be a dumb reason to violate parole.

Using a drill as a hammer?! The stupid, it hurts!

[Ironclad Alibi]

Using a drill as a hammer?! The stupid, it hurts!

When I started reading it I though she had a hammer drill, but those really wouldn't work to drive a nail into concrete.

[XCashier]

When I started reading it I though she had a hammer drill, but those really wouldn't work to drive a nail into concrete.

Judging from the smashed battery pack, I'm guessing she was holding the other end and slamming the pack into the nail and concrete. Completely, totally and utterly brain-rotted stupid.

[catcul]

Even if I can understand the waitress not knowing, the kitchen staff should know not to serve under cooked chicken.

[wolfie]

Judging from the smashed battery pack, I'm guessing she was holding the other end and slamming the pack into the nail and concrete. Completely, totally and utterly brain-rotted stupid.

Almost as bad as a cliche scene in Western movies, where a sheriff would nail up "wanted" posters - using the butt of his revolver as a hammer. The SAA did NOT have a transfer bar safety. I'm surprised none of the parody Westerns duplicated this scene while adding the probable result (sheriff accidentally shoots himself in the forearm).

[catcul]

How dumb is it to commit a crime using a company vehicle? I would say extremely dumb.

[XCashier]

Almost as bad as a cliche scene in Western movies, where a sheriff would nail up "wanted" posters - using the butt of his revolver as a hammer. The SAA did NOT have a transfer bar safety. I'm surprised none of the parody Westerns duplicated this scene while adding the probable result (sheriff accidentally shoots himself in the forearm).

What's really ridiculous is that hammers have been around for millenia, are quite common and not terribly expensive. Rather than misuse something else as a hammer, why not just use an actual hammer?!

How dumb is it to commit a crime using a company vehicle? I would say extremely dumb.

Me: “Actually I just have one question: why on earth did you think it was a good idea to use a company vehicle in a robbery?”

Shoplifter: “We didn’t think retail employees knew how to read.”

Seriously?! They've got an awful lot of gall calling the store employees stupid!

[catcul]

Seriously?! They've got an awful lot of gall calling the store employees stupid!

Irony: two plumbers who are so dumb, they think retail workers are too stupid to be able to read.

This site is proof that retail workers are smart enough to read. Most of us have worked in customer service at one time in our lives.

[Jay 2K Winger]

How dumb is it to commit a crime using a company vehicle? I would say extremely dumb.

Yea verily. Even Gord Himself has had to deal with extremely dumb thieves like that.