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http://notalwaysright.com/truth-in-advertising/2341
I think something's wrong with the math on this one.Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.
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http://notalwaysright.com/busted-pipes/2368
Note to self: have "other man" throw condoms in the garbage.
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http://notalwaysright.com/zombies-ne...ernet-too/2383
ROFL
i like how he claims he needs the internet ASAP because “My wife and children just died in a car accident yesterday. I need the internet sooner than that.”
then he cancels the service (despite the fact it'll put him at the end of the list)
and then calls back to request it again claiming that “Yes, but I’m not waiting weeks for it, my wife is divorcing me and my kids need it for school.”
Awesome response from the employee:
“I’m glad to hear that your wife and children have recovered from the fatal car accident.”
yes the customer went silent...
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O god this one's good =) - Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket
http://notalwaysright.com/klingon-to...-a-ticket/2460
Klingon To The Hope Of A Ticket
MOVIE THEATER | LONDON, UK
Customer: “Two tickets for Star Trek, please.”
Me: “That showing has sold out, sir.”
Customer: “What! That’s impossible!”
Me: “The IMAX is very popular sir. I am afraid we don’t have any more seats until tomorrow.”
Customer: “I need to see this movie! You’re not a Star Trek fan. You wouldn’t understand! Please sell me a ticket!”
Me: “I would love to sir, but the needs of the one or the few do not outweigh the needs of the many.”
Customer: *recognizing my quote from Star Trek* “I see. I suppose I couldn’t say that sometimes the needs of the one or the few do outweigh the needs of the many?”
Me: “No sir, that would be quite illogical.”
Customer: “Hmm, you’re good.”
Me: “I must have the lobes for business.”
Customer: “Two tickets for tomorrow then, please.”
Me: “Very good, sir.”
Customer: “Live long and prosper!”
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Quoth idrinkarum View Posthttp://notalwaysright.com/busted-pipes/2368
Note to self: have "other man" throw condoms in the garbage.I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
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This had me in stitches.
http://notalwaysright.com/fighting-f...re-part-3/2980
ETA: for everyone's benefit in relation to this article....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PetroleumThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth trailerparkmedic View PostThe New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.
Believe dat.
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[QUOTE=Dreamstalker;524388]...Now I'm wondering if the girl in that story will be or has been on that Discovery Health show "I Didn't Even Know I Was Pregnant".[QUOTE]
Never seen it, but I'm going Youtube it. How the hell do you honestly not know if you're pregnant?......../\
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Quoth Sarah Rhapsodos View PostHow the hell do you honestly not know if you're pregnant?I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.
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