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  • Escorted by a guard of Cobra Chickens, no doubt ....

    https://notalwaysright.com/how-canad...nadian/291201/
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

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    • I'd like to order several million clones of this manager, please ....

      https://notalwaysright.com/one-word-leave/298721/

      Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
      ~ Mr Hero

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      • Let's play mind games with the scammers!

        https://notalwaysright.com/anonymous...alling/104595/
        Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
        ~ Mr Hero

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        • YIKES.

          Ready, aim ... phasers on kill.
          HR Guy: “I’m just curious why you seem so intent on making enemies when there’s no one to miss you.”

          https://notalwaysright.com/noted-don...es-guy/301710/
          Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
          ~ Mr Hero

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          • I can just imagine Spock's reaction to the "green muppet" comment ....

            https://notalwaysright.com/prosper-a...u-will/303216/
            Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
            ~ Mr Hero

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            • Very long but very well-written and ... pretty appalling. I feel sorry for the son.

              https://notalwaysright.com/some-pare...is-guy/300016/
              Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
              ~ Mr Hero

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              • And here is an award-winning reaction to a jerk of a Big Boss.

                https://notalwaysright.com/apparentl...o-that/308531/

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                • Holy crap, I can't believe the author of this piece. I mean, I know our culture thrives on disposable goods, but throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!

                  https://notalwaysright.com/it-hurts-...-times/312891/
                  “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
                  One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
                  The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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                  • Quoth Nunavut Pants View Post
                    throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!
                    No kidding, my local dealer often has to order parts for my '06 Highlander, but I can't recall waiting for more than a week--only a couple of days more often than not.

                    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                    Who is John Galt?
                    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                    • Quoth Nunavut Pants View Post
                      ... throwing out a car because it's seven years old???
                      My exe's father abandoned a car because he ran out of gas... He spent all of WWII as a machinist's mate on the Enterprise and was a little rattly.
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                      • Quoth Nunavut Pants View Post
                        Holy crap, I can't believe the author of this piece. I mean, I know our culture thrives on disposable goods, but throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!

                        https://notalwaysright.com/it-hurts-...-times/312891/
                        Last car I "threw out" (very recently) was because the engine locked up or something ... it was totally unfixable.

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                        • I'll meet your conspiraloon theories and raise you twelve-fold.

                          https://notalwaysright.com/conspirin...eorist/311848/

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                          • Sometimes the only way to fight crazy is with crazy.

                            https://notalwaysright.com/conspirin...eorist/311848/
                            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                            • Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                              Sometimes the only way to fight crazy is with crazy.

                              https://notalwaysright.com/conspirin...eorist/311848/


                              That manager is a genius.

                              What manager?

                              Oh ... uh ... never mind ...

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                              • An oldie but a goodie ... from a flight attendant who's clearly had it up to HERE with stupid questions.

                                https://notalwaysright.com/dont-knock-exit-doors/72078/

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