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    Best Craigslist Ad Ever!!

    http://houston.craigslist.org/zip/1072990150.html

    This person should be in advertising! It's great! Someone is giving away their hard-as-rock mattresses.

    Click and read, you guys will love me for it!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

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    That was hilarious. . . . he should do infomercials on late night cable.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3
      Love it!! I agree with you on the infomercial thing, DG! I'm getting a pretty good and hilarious visualization of it too!!
      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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      • #4
        "but if you want me to make up a really gross backstory for the mattress to make you feel even more evil for taking it, I can do that. I have a very good imagination and will go all out."

        love that part
        Miyon

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        • #5
          Coming Soon!

          The chair with two short legs and wicker so raggedy that it pokes you where the sun don't shine! Guarenteed every time!

          This is one of the most Epic Wins I have ever seen, my hat is off (it was off already, technically speaking...) to you.

          Notice: Wingates now has faith in humanity, this new faith has already exceeded it's life expectancy, but Wingates no longer cares.
          I like things that go *bang!*

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          • #6
            HAHA! Loved it!! This guy is way better at advertising than Billy Mayes or that Shamwow guy.

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            • #7
              It's been taken down.

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              • #8
                flagged for removal, so I missed it. Got a cache copy of it to paste it on?
                "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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                • #9
                  Quoth yizuman View Post
                  flagged for removal, so I missed it. Got a cache copy of it to paste it on?
                  I have something better.
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    lol!

                    It is the best ad ever!
                    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      I have something better.
                      Yay it was saved!

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                      • #12
                        Such tight sphincters some folks have...what about that ad made it worthy of removal?

                        Anyway, I got some lulz out of it.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                          I have something better.
                          Thanks for saving that, Evil Queen! That is a funny ad. (Now, where was that guy the last time my mother-in-law visited?!)
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