"Give me your money - I'm holding a banana!"

[Anthony K. S.]

This is almost as dumb as the guy who sprayed whipped cream all over his face as a disguise before trying to rob a bank.

A teenager in North Carolina held a banana under his shirt, pretended that it was a gun, and tried to rob a store with it.

No dice.

While the store owner was holding him for the police, the would-be robber ate the banana.

. . . Yeah, that'll get him off the hook.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

First you get the robber to drop the banana, then you eat the banana!

[PupuTupuna]

But what if there's more than one robber with a banana?

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

What if he had a bunch?

Or worse, a pointed stick!

[SG15Z]

It's peanut butter jelly time!!!

[draggar]

What if he had a bunch?

Shut up!

Or worse, a pointed stick!

Shut up, you!!

(for those of you who don't get the reference, I'm not being rude, it's part of the skit).

[tropicsgoddess]

It's peanut butter jelly time!!!

Lol @ smiley!!! What an idiot...who the hell robs a place with a banana?!!! That definitely earned a nomination for World's Dumbest Criminal of The Month!