My faith in humanity's intelligence disappears again

[JoitheArtist]

No...crunchberries are *not* real berries...

http://consumerist.com/5279181/alert...s-are-not-real

[Trayol]

<the blorting sound you just heard was that of a brain dying; please pay your respects to the loss intelligence>

[tropicsgoddess]

Wha.......?!!! I think my brain just hit the floor with my jaw....

[SG15Z]

Wow I didn't know I had any faith in human intelligence at all. Yet I just lost a lot that I didn't know I had. I mean come on, who thinks that Crunchberries are real berries and thinks that for four years!!

[Racket_Man]

when that ceral came out like 40 or so years ago I knew then the Crunchberries were NOT real

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Wow, there's some epic fail to start my day with. Thanks?

[Miyon]

thank god im heavily medicated or that would have hurt my brain just from reading it.

[draggar]

I don't think the person is that stupid:

Judge England also noted another federal court had "previously rejected substantially similar claims directed against the packaging of Fruit Loops [sic] cereal, and brought by these same Plaintiff attorneys." He found that their attack on "Crunchberries" should fare no better than their prior claims that "Froot Loops" did not contain real froot.

Obviously they're in it either to promote themselves or just for the money.

Well, since froot is not a word, maybe Froot Loops should call them Froot?

[taxguykarl]

Draggar,
I hope you're right about that. The problem is, these posts have quite a few morons (I won't call them retards, as it is not fair to the mentally handicapped to be equated with these idiots).

[Nurian]

Oy, this makes me sad...

[Calud]

I may have just lost a few million brainzis.

[Amina516]

LOL! I was just about to post this!

This reminds me of someones post about "Appleberries". Customers liked a juice called "appleberry" so they wanted to try the actual "appleberry". I havent heard that theyve tried to sue the store yet, but who knows.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

We've got cran-raspberry juice, which I have so cleverly abbreviated to "crapberry."

[XCashier]

What, crunchberries aren't real?! Next you'll tell me that Apple Jacks don't actually contain applejack!

Sheesh, what a dumbass. Try visiting the produce section, lady, and maybe buy and eat some actual berries. Your brain could use the vitamins.

Feh, I prefer Peanut Butter Crunch anyway.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I guess next year she'll try to sue her parents for lying to her about Santa Claus.