Just when we thought people couldn't get any lazier

[candyshopgirl]

http://consumerist.com/5287396/comfo...urself-anymore

People are so lazy.


I could see this as helpful for old people.....
The one woman makes me laugh,shes so fancy.The big guy thing is just offensive. My hubby is all of 230 pounds and wipe himself just fine.Watch this if you need a laugh.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Prediction: the Butt Swiffer Comfort Wipe will be sold in the clearance swamp by the end of this year.

Hey, we've got every other As Seen On TV product. We has Snuggies.

[blas]

I want a Snuggie. I've always wanted to look like a confused monk at a football game.

[powerboy]

I would also like to have a Snuggie. Wear it around the house in the winter. Possibly wear it to bed

[tropicsgoddess]

I can see the comfort wipe being used for the elderly or those with musculoskeletal issues and the like, but other than that...talk about sheer laziness.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I actually could see myself using one--if I broke my right hand or arm.

It's hard to wipe your butt with your left hand when you've done it with your right all your life.

[Cat]

I have a knock-off snuggie....it snaps so it's acually like being in a comfy cocoon (and turns in to a regular blanket)

As for the butt-wiper...its is a great idea if you need it, but I love the "if you just hate touching TP," so do you carry the Butt-wiper to public places to use?

Great commercial

[Cats]

Honestly, I think I could do a better job whiping my ass the usual way instead of that contraption. I would think it's like trying to write with the eraser end of the pencil instead of the tip.

And as for being more sanitary or whatever, that's what bathrooms have sink and soap for. Put them to good use!


Nifty for people who have trouble taking care of that stuff on their own due to age or injury, but for everyone else, just...no.

[PepperElf]

i'm also thinking this might be a hit with hospitals and nursing homes.

so that the nurse or attendant doesn't have to reach between the patient's legs to wipe them off when they need help.

[DeltaSierra]

Oh man I could have used one of those a couple years ago. I BADLY tore a muscle in my chest, and twisting in any form was absolute agony.

[sms001]

IT'S ANATOMICALLY DESIGNED!!!!

Yes.
I can see that.

What I think you mean to say is it's ergonomically designed.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I want a Snuggie. I've always wanted to look like a confused monk at a football game.

That might come in handy when I want to come outside for a smoke and can't put down the laptop.

Find a way to stick a little porta-heater in it and I'll buy one.

[Broomjockey]

I'm glad this is a joke article, because I would say otherwise, this is worse than what GK gets...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-cen...a-comfort-wipe

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I see Mr. Death To America has a cousin

I'm trying really hard not to spew pork chop all over my laptop right now . . .

[Amina516]

Honestly, people have been making wipe sticks for years....gross but necessary. Saves my hands from the depths of the abyss.

And Blas: LMAO!! When I first saw the snuggie commercial, I was wondering why druids would go to a football game....lol.

My patient had one on the other day though, its freaking awesome.