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  • man claims cat downloaded illegal porn

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/dead...ld-pornography

    apparently he's sick AND stupid

    he claims the cat jumped on the keyboard and it downloaded over 1000 images of illegal (underage) xxx pictures to his computer.


    i feel bad for his cat.

  • #2
    The IQ is so low in south Florida its not even funny anymore. I need to get out.
    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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    • #3
      Even if I could convince myself that a cat could do that I do wonder how the cat did it for over 1000 images. That's many many downloads that the cat 'did'.

      Poor kitty, this is a terrible time to be looking for a new human.
      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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      • #4
        I remember on "To Catch a Predator" a guy caught told Chris Hansen that his chat script was generated by a "computer virus".

        Don't even bother asking if Hansen or law enforcement believed him and dropped all charges and let him go.

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        • #5
          Quoth ditchdj View Post
          I remember on "To Catch a Predator" a guy caught told Chris Hansen that his chat script was generated by a "computer virus".
          Obviously he's full of crap. Lame ass excuses like that are why I wish I could see that show. "How's the idiot going to defend himself NOW?!"
          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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          • #6
            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
            Obviously he's full of crap. Lame ass excuses like that are why I wish I could see that show. "How's the idiot going to defend himself NOW?!"
            No problem....

            http://www.youtube.com/results?featu...rch_type=&aq=f

            I think the episodes are also online at MSNBC's website, but you gotta search around for them there.

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            • #7
              Kitty Porn?
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                Kitty Porn?
                That's what py would be, wouldn't it?
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #9
                  Only converting to the glory of Ceiling Cat will this fallen kitty redeem himself...

                  http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...eiling-cat.jpg
                  His soul has been tainted by the lustful urges of Basement Cat and he will surely be dragged into the infernal litter box in the afterlife.

                  But by the blood of the mouse he shall be saved...

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                  • #10
                    Well, maybe if it was this picture that was downloaded: http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../catslut-1.jpg
                    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                    My DeviantArt.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                      Well, maybe if it was this picture that was downloaded: http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../catslut-1.jpg
                      Hahaha! There's a great gay club in Los Angeles on Friday nights called Miss Kittys'. That could be their logo.
                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                        Kitty Porn?
                        Damn, you beat me to it! I blame the lolcats...their spelling is atrocious.

                        I heard this one this morning on the No Sweat News...
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #13
                          That poor Kitty...we must recuse the sweetheart from that evil man.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth ditchdj View Post
                            No problem....
                            ooooo, thanks!

                            Why do I never think to look for this stuff on youtube.
                            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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