Mmm, fruity sweet porn

[Lace Neil Singer]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz0PPOx00WX

Note to mods; there is nothing pornographic about this article; just the most hilarious thing you would have read all week.

My faith in humanity just dropped a couple of notches. XD

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Well, that little pricktease of a lime gets around a bit, eh?

[Lace Neil Singer]

I like the threesome with the cherries; the kinky little fruit! XD

[McGoddess09]

Brings a whole new meaning to "Popping your cherry"

*ducks flying vegetables*

[Jack T. Chance]

OK, this is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I'm sure the guy's wife had to go sit outside because her idiot husband was, once again, making a complete and total jackass of himself.

Having said that, you kind of have to admit that the fruit looks like it's porking.

I'm sorry, but it does.

[crazylegs]

Methinks he doth protest too much...

[Aethian]

*slowly stops chewing on her breadstick and blinks*

..

*coughs*

....

*snerks*

*falls off bed laughing*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*falls out of rocking chair laughing her ass off*

Damn . . . and I thought I had a dirty mind. But then I like to lick my cherries before I pop 'em too.

[tropicsgoddess]

*falls out of rocking chair laughing her ass off*

Damn . . . and I thought I had a dirty mind. But then I like to lick my cherries before I pop 'em too.

Ain't nothing wrong with some cherry lickin' and stickin'! I love Haribo's candies, especially the gummy coke bottles. The Dutch slogan for Haribo is: Haribo maakt kinderen blij, which literally translates to Haribo makes children happy, but damn that's quite a bit of hap-penis going on with the lemon and lime! A little too much happiness for the children.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

There's no way around it. Those fruits are totally screwing each other's brains out.

Look at those pics and tell me, with a straight face, that they aren't.

Listen, I think most of us here know screwing when we see it. And that's screwing. I mean, for frig's sake, in the second pic, the damn lime is totally pulling a train.

No way I'd run back into a store and start screaming about how the cartoons on the candy box were depicting the Kama Freaking Sutra, but on some level, Crazy Guy was right. Evidently, he knows screwing when he sees it, too.

[Miyon]

here is a link to an email about it
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/200...ilth/#more-548

[Dreamstalker]

*reads*

*blinks*

*joins the muses on the floor giggling hysterically*

Bet he'd love some of the Japanese candy and food packages I've brought home...

[Lace Neil Singer]

I'm still laughing at this. But I bet that kids don't even notice; they just tear the wrappers off and eat the sweeties.

It's only teens and adults who have a snicker at the kinky fruit. XD

Whoever wrote the captions for the fruits deserves a medal. Hilarious.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

So' I pulled up the pics and showed them to hubby:

"Uh...yeah, they're totally fucking. (peers closer at the screen.) Is that in some other country? Is that England?"

Me: Somewhere in the UK.

Husband: "Yeah, they'd never have shit like that over here. No way. People would be flipping their lids."