Christmas "ornaments" seized

[Racket_Man]

funny shaped tree "hangings" seized by Customs in a shipment from China

http://news.holidash.com/2009/11/20/...-by-customs%2F


hmmmmm I wonder what Santa was thinking??????

[XCashier]

Once you weed out (pun fully intended!) the spam, some of the replies are quite funny!

Deck the halls with bongs from China,
fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now I need the stuff that's fina,
(ditto)
Ask ol' Santa for a hookah.
(ditto)
Tells me that I am a crookah,
(ditto)
That's work, you finish the next stanza.

Rudolf has the kushest kine.
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la
It's red and smells like minty pine.
(ditto)
Light it up and watch it ember.
(ditto)
It's gonna be a green December!
(ditto)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

So much for the Cheech & Chong Christmas tree . . .

Now that I could see . . . get a bag of oregano and stuff that in the bongs and that would have been one popular tree at the mall.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

We wish you a weedy Christmas
We wish you a weedy Christmas
We wish you a weedy Christmas
And a stone-ed New Year.

Please bring us some figgy pudding
And twinkies and ho-hos
Some Meatball subs and pizza
And Doritos right here

That's all I got.

[Dave1982]

Nooooooo.......they got Billy-Bong Thornton!!!!

[tropicsgoddess]

Nooooooo.......they got Billy-Bong Thornton!!!!

Wait, what about Angelina Roachie!