My Life Is Twilight!

[PepperElf]

dont kill the messenger!

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

just like Fmylife but ... twilight instead.

[Hobbs]

Oh, God where's Alucard when you need him?! TT.TT

[PepperElf]

some of this stuff is scary too
and this is coming from a twilight fan

Today I was sunbathingand my bf came out shirtless to join me. I looked over at him and his chest was sparkling. When I asked him what he was doing he just smiled and said "I wanted to sparkle because I know how sexy you you think that Edward guy is". He used a whole tube of body glitter. MLIT

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

don't get me wrong
i love the stories
the other fans however are somewhat psychotic

[Green_Fairy]

yeah the boyfriend's kinda cute since he knows his girl digs it. but the rest...yikes. it's cool to be a fan an all...but...holy jeeze.

[BookstoreEscapee]

New Moon in a Minute

[Bloodsoul]

Where does one even get a life-sized cardboard cut out of someone? Bookstore?

The last store I worked for had a cardboard cut out of Darth Vader's head and shoulders hiding behind some drawers; they let me take it home, and is propped up over the head of my bed. I don't recall seeing it before then but I'm assuming it was probably from a toy display.

[Amina516]

Where does one even get a life-sized cardboard cut out of someone? Bookstore?.

Ive seen them in FYE and Coconuts....(music stores).

But honestly, that website even makes me want to claw my eyes out *and im a Twilight fan*

[PepperElf]

amazon has edward on sale right now... you can get your own sparkly cardboard stalker love toy for only.. 25 bucks or so used (in which "used" sounds a bit scary). oh but edward in a suit costs more...

[hinakiba777]

The site is crazy and it makes me laugh a little at how crazy the fans are. But this is just mean;

Today, when I went to work, my boss called me in her office. She then proceeded to close the door and ask why I had glitter all over my face. Turns out my wife was nicer to me this morning because I "look more like Edward." She and my daughter did this while I slept. They both love Twilight. MLIT.

[Amina516]

New Moon in a Minute

I havent laughed soo hard in a while. Too funny!! I love the dog.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I havent laughed soo hard in a while. Too funny!! I love the dog.

That's not a dog! It's a WOLF! He's mean and vicious!!! Watch out for the full moon...he might, um, lick you to death or something...