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some of this stuff is scary too
and this is coming from a twilight fan
Today I was sunbathingand my bf came out shirtless to join me. I looked over at him and his chest was sparkling. When I asked him what he was doing he just smiled and said "I wanted to sparkle because I know how sexy you you think that Edward guy is". He used a whole tube of body glitter. MLIT
I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT
don't get me wrong
i love the stories
the other fans however are somewhat psychotic
Where does one even get a life-sized cardboard cut out of someone? Bookstore?
The last store I worked for had a cardboard cut out of Darth Vader's head and shoulders hiding behind some drawers; they let me take it home, and is propped up over the head of my bed. I don't recall seeing it before then but I'm assuming it was probably from a toy display.
"IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"
amazon has edward on sale right now... you can get your own sparkly cardboard stalker love toy for only.. 25 bucks or so used (in which "used" sounds a bit scary). oh but edward in a suit costs more...
The site is crazy and it makes me laugh a little at how crazy the fans are. But this is just mean;
Today, when I went to work, my boss called me in her office. She then proceeded to close the door and ask why I had glitter all over my face. Turns out my wife was nicer to me this morning because I "look more like Edward." She and my daughter did this while I slept. They both love Twilight. MLIT.
Hinakiba777-Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.
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