Apparently, someone made a website about crappy work conditions along the vein of FML.
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I like the one about the 23 year-old guy with "extensive knowledge" of old ladies' tea hats. That poor bastard.
If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com
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Quoth Rapscallion View PostI'm no expert, but isn't that risking toxic shock syndrome, as well as a hefty dose of laundry?
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Back in the early 1980's, Proctor and Gamble had to pull a tampon off the market called Rely due to several deaths related to TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) that were believed to be linked to the special material used in their tampons.
And if you want even more information, please see MUM.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I can't stop reading!
I loved this one:
Please fire me. My team leader took a digital picture of everyone’s face and pasted it onto an animal cutout. Now each employee is a different animal on the “productivity” board. Whoever does the most work each week gets one step closer to the piece of meat your animal likes to eat that is glued to the other end of the poster. I’m the bison.Last edited by cinema guy; 02-28-2010, 01:13 PM."I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.
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Please fire me. My manager was disgusted at the fact that our security guard urinated on the seat of our only toilet. There were no rubber gloves, so Manager decided to clean it himself. With fire.
He poured all sorts of cleaning agents on it: Lysol, Windex, Ajax. None of these products are flammable, apparently. A small group gathered. From the back, someone said, “Here, try this,” and handed him a can of WD-40. “Everybody stand back,” Manager warned. *WHOOSH* A fireball erupted and all the urine and assorted cleaning agents were all vaporized. There are still scorch marks on that toilet seat.
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Please fire me. One day my friend and co-worker goes into her boss’s office. Boss is eating a banana. No big deal. Then, Boss starts to ask about my friend about bananas.
Boss: “Don’t you just love bananas?”
Friend: “Meh. I don’t much care for them.”
Boss: “But don’t you just LOVE bananas?”
Friend: “No, not really. Why?”
Boss: “You know.”
Friend: “Uh, no?”
Boss: “Because you can practice.”
Friend: “… “
(Boss, then, for real, while looking in her full-length office mirror, proceeds to stick that banana right down her throat until she hits her gag reflex.)
Boss: “…too far.”
And yes, this is addicting. *bookmarks it*...
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I felt really bad for the guy who wrote "Please fire me. I hate your face!" Poor dude."You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper
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