Cracked.com's 15 (unintentionally) perverted toys

[dendawg]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18494...-children.html

Yes they have the Batman water pistol on there, but just wait till you see the Tarzan and Lion King ones.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I do believe I had a Ball Sack--oops, I mean Balzak--when I was younger.

[Aethian]

Do tell Irv...

[tropicsgoddess]

Wow...fail on the dick slide....

[XCashier]

Yep, they have the infamous Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick in there!

(Seriously, what were the designers thinking?!)

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Omg I remember the Mr. Bucket commercial when I was a kid. Thank goodness that song flew over my head back then.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I remember the ad for the Oozinator and thinking "yeah... that's just wrong."

I have NEVER seen the vibration broom, the wanking Tarzan or the Lion King toys before...

Cracked.com has a ton of great articles.

[fireheart]

Those hooks were just too damn funny

I wonder if my bf has seen it...

[Caveat Emptor]

The video of the kids coming out of the "slide" has a rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody that, when coupled with the video itself, made me unable to breathe...


The Nimbus....That's just wrong...how could designers *not* think "Let's see, a toy broom that vibrates and is meant to be held in the crotch area...what could go wrong with that idea...?"

[Amina516]

I ALWAYS thought that damn Mr. Bucket song was just wrong!!

Those were hilarious.

[JustaCashier]

My childhood pretty much predates all of these toys, back when we had to use our imaginations.......


Mike

[Andara Bledin]

The thing about most of the stuff in that list: You know the designers knew precisely what they were doing, and that kids wouldn't even bat an eye.

Except, perhaps, for the Tarzan and Rafiki toys, which were just plain badly thought-out.

^-.-^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I do believe I had a Ball Sack--oops, I mean Balzak--when I was younger.

I think we're still waiting for you to share this experience . . .

I'm still trying to get my breath back after watching the video of the Tarzan doll. And that Lion King one was just plain wrong, especially the version set to the cheesy music.

[dalesys]

The Nimbus....That's just wrong...how could designers *not* think "Let's see, a toy broom that vibrates and is meant to be held in the crotch area...what could go wrong with that idea...?"

What couldn't come right with this?

[Sheldonrs]

The Nimbus....That's just wrong...how could designers *not* think "Let's see, a toy broom that vibrates and is meant to be held in the crotch area...what could go wrong with that idea...?"

Geez! I guess I'd better re-think my idea for the"Ron Weasley Stamp Moistener".