Which Knight of the Round Table are You?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I am also Sir, I mean, Dame Lancelot. But as for what utensil I prefer to use in my Knightly duties, I really prefer a Titanium Spork.

As for this: "Well, is not that merchandise made of wood and does not wood come from trees and are not trees free resources for all human beings to share? Perhaps, I should specify this to the cashier." I hope no SCs are taking this quiz

[Becks]

Dame Launcelot, too.