Okay, so the biggest complaint about Spider Man 3 was "Emo Spidey." How this was a bigger gripe than Venom only getting like, 12 minutes of screen time is beyond me, but whatever.
Feast your eyes upon the first picture of the NEW and IMPROVED Spider Man who is so awesome they had to reboot the franchise.
Emo Spidey V 2.0.
I'm almost afraid to look this actor up and see if he's ever been on any shows on The CW. Just look at him, all mopey and stuff. It's just so tragically tragic I could cry tears of blood and go listen to My Chemical Romance.
I love how they try to say that the costume is more "real" and there's no way a high schooler could have made the first costume. Yeah, cause this one is way more simple.
Pfft.
I'm trying to reserve judgment on this thing, but the more I find out about the new movie, the more I come closer to outright hating it. Sony wanted to cash in on the success of Twilight and make a superhero high-school romance story (they stated this intention when the reboot was announced but I don't have a linky). So they basically don't even care if fans like it or not, because Spider Man fans are not the target audience. Teenage girls are where the money is.
Feast your eyes upon the first picture of the NEW and IMPROVED Spider Man who is so awesome they had to reboot the franchise.
Emo Spidey V 2.0.
I'm almost afraid to look this actor up and see if he's ever been on any shows on The CW. Just look at him, all mopey and stuff. It's just so tragically tragic I could cry tears of blood and go listen to My Chemical Romance.
I love how they try to say that the costume is more "real" and there's no way a high schooler could have made the first costume. Yeah, cause this one is way more simple.
Pfft.
I'm trying to reserve judgment on this thing, but the more I find out about the new movie, the more I come closer to outright hating it. Sony wanted to cash in on the success of Twilight and make a superhero high-school romance story (they stated this intention when the reboot was announced but I don't have a linky). So they basically don't even care if fans like it or not, because Spider Man fans are not the target audience. Teenage girls are where the money is.
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