Shoplifting a chainsaw

[Dark Psion]

At the sister store to the one I used to work at, they had a shoplifter stick an item in his pants and attempt to walk out.

The item in question was a chainsaw.

http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-...0,920332.story

[lordlundar]

Is it wrong that I wished it was one of those electric push button types and he accidentally presses the starter?

[KiaKat]

I... buh... wha...

dammit, I just cleaned brain off the wall. Now I hafta do it again.

[PepperElf]

is that a chainsaw in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[fireheart]

Those have gotta be some damn baggy pants for someone not to notice a CHAINSAW down your pants....

ETA: Nevermind, I read the article. Pretty damn funny stuff. and on top of that, the guy was drunk.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

OMFG . . . .

I think my brain just shut down . . . and it's constantly replaying that infamous scene from one of my stories that involved a Porsche and a couple of chainsaws and one pissed off bride and her sister.

[JustaCashier]

Is it wrong that I wished it was one of those electric push button types and he accidentally presses the starter?

No more wrong than I was thinking how nice it would be if chainsaws had some sort of remote start feature!


Mike