My stupidest Amazon review yet

[Kogarashi]

Bravo, good sir, bravo.

I have to laugh at their automated reminder system sometimes. A good two weeks after reviewing a product I'd purchased (and giving it a 4-star review due to one or two things about the product), I was sent a reminder to review that product again.

[DeltaSierra]

I love it, especially the poem!!

I went back and read all your reviews - Raps, you're awesome!!!

[PawnPrincess Ardra]

It's an oil spraying device. Put oil in, pump it a few times, and spray oil out. It works, and there's nothing sexual about it at all.

I suppose I could get inventive to try and make it more fun. Oh yes, it could do with dragons on it, because dragons are exciting. I like dragons.

Seriously, Acai berry tea does NOT feel good coming out the nose. Thank you Raps LOL

[NorthernZel]

Out of respect for the late Mr Ledger I paused the feature halfway through as a form of intermission so that my traditional twenty-one belch salute wouldn't interfere with my watching or his performance.

This? Had me in stitches.

[PepperElf]

Perhaps it would help if I had at least attempted to log in. XD

there's your problem.
i'll probably do that later but i may need to make a "pepperelf goddess of the universe" account first

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I found it helpful, and marked it as so.

I loved your poem.

[Rapscallion]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3LLHKMDPPIFIV

More praise, quite unexpectedly.

Rapscallion

[Kanalah]

Is it wrong to want Raps to write quilt reviews?

[CalyCoRose]

Is it wrong that I want Raps to write a review about ME?

[PepperElf]

and it looks like someone else replied to the original post... trying to sell raps a dragon towel?

[Rapscallion]

I was seriously tempted by that, I have to admit.

Rapscallion

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Do you have an Amazon account at all? It's pretty interchangable from what I've found when I've been browsing the other Amazon sites.

They apparently are. I just logged into my Amazon.com account and had no trouble with the UK site.

I'm still trying to keep from falling out of the chair after reading that review.