Don't know whether this array of bacon-themed products would be something you'd protest as abuse of the sacred "meat candy" (what I thought when I saw the title), or additions to your "gotta have this" list (what I thought when I read the article), but I'm sure you'll have an opinion one way or the other.
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Guess what my sister got me for Christmas?
Bacon flavored popcorn
No. You can't have any, RW, IT'S MINE, FILTHY HOBBITSES gollum gollum D:<PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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*GAAAAAAASP!*
But...butbutbut! You'd deprive a poor starving little puppy pony delicious bacon noms? Oh, how could you, Jay?!
Hey. Hey, Jay. I bet those taste really good. And they'z sitting in your pantry. Calling out. They're calling out to ya, Jay. "Make some bacon popcorn, Jay" they're saying. "Take part of our delicious baconness, Jay." Come on. Ya know ya wanna. And so you pull them out of the pantry, open the box and pull out a package. Peel the plastic off. Inhale that delightful scent. Put it in the microwave and input the time. It wafts, that smell, all through the house. And just when you can't take it anymore, the microwave beeps, you pull open the door and take the wonderful smelling bag from the cavity. Your mouth is water, Jay, watering for the most fantastic thing you ever put in your mouth. And you let it cool for just a moment before the money is gone and you rip into the bag and grab a handful and toss those fantastical kernels into your mouth and you're chewing for all your worth as pure ecstasy explodes on your tastebuds and you swallow the mass and then....
You realize.
They'z all gone, Jay.
You eated them.
And didn't share.
You bastard.
Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.
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Quoth RetailWorkhorse View PostThey'z all gone, Jay.
You eated them.
And didn't share.
You bastard.
A selfish bastard is one of them.
mmmmm bacony buttery popcorny goodness soooo good :9 and it's aaaaaaallll miiiiinePWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth fireheart View Post*snerk* baconlube"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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The post in this thread numbered 3143 is missing one important symptom - that hoof-shaped depressed skull fracture is clearly not from a certain pony expressing their opinion of someone ruining bacon.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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