Dear Self,
Again wtih the forgetting of the meds! What is wrong with you? You didn't remember until you were home and it was 2:30 in the afternoon.
Definitely no love,
Self
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Dear Mr. Rum,
Even though the picnic with your co-workers was very nice, I knew it wouldn't be a good thing especially for Child Rum.
This was evidenced by:
1. Her running away from us and almost directly into the pool park that was nearby.
2. Her tummy being upset from running all over creation in the heat.
She had a surprise in the bathtub. I cleaned it up with toilet paper, but I cannot do more than that. You get to be the one that does the scrub down with chemicals as my gag reflex is killing me and I hate hate hate hate (did I mention hate?) drying heaving? Oh yeah, you're going to have to get 2 bottles of draino.
Your loving wife,
Mrs. Rum
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Dear Child Rum,
You had an accident in the bathtub. That does not make you bad.
However, for the love of all the peanut butter in the world, please, when Mommy says "Don't touch the poop" and "Get out of the tub quickly" and "Please don't touch the poop", could you at least pretend to listen to her?
Mummy Rummy
Again wtih the forgetting of the meds! What is wrong with you? You didn't remember until you were home and it was 2:30 in the afternoon.
Definitely no love,
Self
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Dear Mr. Rum,
Even though the picnic with your co-workers was very nice, I knew it wouldn't be a good thing especially for Child Rum.
This was evidenced by:
1. Her running away from us and almost directly into the pool park that was nearby.
2. Her tummy being upset from running all over creation in the heat.
She had a surprise in the bathtub. I cleaned it up with toilet paper, but I cannot do more than that. You get to be the one that does the scrub down with chemicals as my gag reflex is killing me and I hate hate hate hate (did I mention hate?) drying heaving? Oh yeah, you're going to have to get 2 bottles of draino.
Your loving wife,
Mrs. Rum
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Dear Child Rum,
You had an accident in the bathtub. That does not make you bad.
However, for the love of all the peanut butter in the world, please, when Mommy says "Don't touch the poop" and "Get out of the tub quickly" and "Please don't touch the poop", could you at least pretend to listen to her?
Mummy Rummy
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