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Quoth Peppergirl View PostDear Mono,
Men!!
Love,
Pepper
<- the idiot who overdrafted by 24cents on a $1 purchase.
Dear M,
For once making a deal with the devil has worked out well for me. You only think I'm sacrificing to split between two properties, but the second property is a much easier property to work at and will give me much more time for homework... and it doesn't involve me going through the construction on North Temple.
Once again I have outwitted you in dealmaking with the devilIf you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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Dear Everyone at Customers Suck;
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
May you have a fun-filled evening full of family and/or good friends, good food and FIREWORKS!
But remember, for the sake of yourself and those around you, please, party responsibly, and if you must drink, DON'T DRIVE!
--Jack"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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Dear body,
Given that with my first foray into alcohol, I passed out after 2 cans of UDL...I am very surprised I was still standing (albeit dizzy) after 2 Smirnoff Double Blacks and a Gin and Scotch. Keep it up body
Love me.
Dear coworker,
Thank you SO very much for helping me take my very drunk friend to a shopping centre so I could get a taxi home with her. You are a very awesome bloke and I'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend.
Love me.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Dear MotherNotaRum (aka MIL),
65-year-old woman + very short nightshirt + no dentures to properly eat your food =/= appetizing sight while trying to eat breakfast in the morning. I wore my bathrobe both. times. I. came. down. to. breakfast. in. my. night. clothes. Please be following soon.
Your daughter-in-law
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Dear Mr. Rum,
Please, don't stand up for your wife or daughter or for anything that happens in our house. Someone might think you actually loved us.
Mrs. Rum
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Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are;
I'm glad you're feeling a little better this weekend. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you to keep getting better with each day that passes.
--Me"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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Dear Lizziebeff,
Happy birthday to you in 364 days.
Love,
your former womb mateUnseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Dear BE;
Step away from the computer, relax, take a few deep breaths... maybe have a nice, soothing cup of tea or hot cocoa, then come back to it later.
--Jack"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
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