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1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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Cut out the veiled digs and subtle shots because you don't like me. I'm 24 years old...if you have a problem come out and f*cking say it!
Your Eldest Son
Dearest Father,
I know my mother can be a hard *ss...defend me once in a while when she's on a rampage!
A Frustrated Steverino!
Dearest Grandparents,
Thank you for letting me move in so I can get away from the constant emotional beat down of my mother and the anti-confrontationalness of my father...i need the break
Your Loving Grandson
Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice storm
Thank you for letting me move in so I can get away from the constant emotional beat down of my mother and the anti-confrontationalness of my father...i need the break
Your Loving Grandson
Dear SteverinoNY!,
Yay!
-me
I don't go in for ancient wisdom I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
I have never been so happy to start the red tide in my life.
Crampily yours,
me
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Dear Mummy, the Dane, and everyone else,
I told you it was PMS. But no, "she must be pregnant!" From now on, no comments about anything even remotely to do with my cycle. I know my cycle, Damn it.
Thank you for sending the Red Tide when needed...she's been under enough stress as is with Hubby being laid up. Babies are great...but please to be sending them on her terms, not when you up and feel like it.
Cheerfully,
Steverino
Dearest Parental Units,
I'm still steamed that you can't just let me be for a few minutes and if I say it really isn't feasible or fair to the poor retailer for me to work for six weeks then up and quit (nor do I think they will hire me), please accept that. And also, I'm taking 17 credits and interning for 300 hours next semester...please don't assume a graduate student sits there with a stick up their ass doing nothing and can just crap out a 3.66 GPA. It takes effort.
Less Cheerfully,
Your Eldest Son
Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice storm
Today is baby shower number 1! Hopefully it goes well. Today is for His family. Hopefully I won't go crazy. although I worry too few and too many people will show up. Am a little nervous, nothing has been bought off my registry except what I know my mother bought. I hope its not all yellow orange or covered in winnie the pooh.
This shall be an intresting day.
Mono
Dear child,
5am and 10 am are not playtime. It is officially sleeping time then. Please adjust.
Sleepy
mom
My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....
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