Dear Chest Hair Guy,
Button up your shirt! This is not the 70s. It is not socially acceptable to show off chest hair. That patch of curly white hair sprouting from your sunken chest makes it look like you've got a sheep in there! I mean, seriously! Do you fluff it? It sticks out farther than your nose! The thought that you think it makes you look manly or attractive grosses me out. I keep expecting a live animal to jump out of your shirt!
Ghel
Button up your shirt! This is not the 70s. It is not socially acceptable to show off chest hair. That patch of curly white hair sprouting from your sunken chest makes it look like you've got a sheep in there! I mean, seriously! Do you fluff it? It sticks out farther than your nose! The thought that you think it makes you look manly or attractive grosses me out. I keep expecting a live animal to jump out of your shirt!
Ghel
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