Dear....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Mono,

Does that mean what I think it means? !

[fireheart]

Dear Mono,

if it is really what we all think it is...



Dear bowel,

Please stop hurting. I don't particularly appreciate stabbing pains this morning!

Love,
Me.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear BE,

Right now, I'm thinking of taking everything out of her room and giving her a sleeping bag and that's it. Barring that, I'm going to be kicking Mr. Rum in his pants and getting him to set up the bed frame so her bed is not on the floor and in case she's lost something under her bed, she can find it without upending the bed.

Also, for some odd reason I'm in nesting mode and as soon as school starts, I'm going to be rearranging everything in her room and the "office" next to her room. Hopefully, this will be done some time by July, 2012.

--Rummy
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Dear Mono,

What a relief!

Having fun?

Please, we want piccies!

--Rummy
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Dear PapaRum,

Thank you for putting together the bed frame. Now let's see if Child Rum can upend her bed this time.

Love,
Your Daughter,
Rummy
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Dear Chinese Food,

You are delicious.

Love,
Rummy

[the_std]

Dear long weekend,

I am going to love the hell out of you! Please be here soon!

Anticipating some naughty fun-times,
Me

[monolayth]

dear feet,

now that i see you will you please stop lookin like marshmellos?

poofy,
mono

dear son,

thank you for letting me sleep!

rested,
mono

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Mono,

I hear you about marshmallow feet.


Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

Thank you for letting me hang out in your room today and for letting me "sleep". (I have sleep apnea so when I did close my eyes and "pass out", I snored myself awake again). It was nice hearing you lay next to me and play your leapster.

Love you,
Mommy

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dear Mom,

I'm hoping we don't fight tonight while we clean. I understand you have so much to do, and cleaning your adult daughter's house isn't really the top of your priority list...but I appreciate it. Thank you for beginning to understand that even though I'm 21, I do need more help than most people my age.

Love,
Your eldest


Dear Olivia,

I thought attempting to live your life as an independent adult would have helped you mature a bit. Grow up. You're so selfish. I don't know how your boyfriend puts up with your self centered attitude.

I wish I was an only child,
H. Baby.



Dearest,

Four days. ^_^ It seems like just yesterday it was four WEEKS. I still can't believe you booked the trip. You just...said you were gonna do it, and you did it, and no one surprises me like that. I can't wait.

Yours,
Heather

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear self,

Vogons are not Vikings. Also, Vulcans are not Vikings. Three separate groups.

(Was trying to think of Vikings, but couldn't remember the name. Maybe I haven't slept enough? lol)

--RP

[the_std]

Dear RootedPhoenix,

Vogon Vulcan Vikings would be the best. race. ever!

You rock!

,
Me

[persephone]

Dear head,

Don't worry. I hate you too.

Now will you please stop trying to kill me? It feels like I must have pissed off Professor X or something.

No love,

Persephone

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear United States Postal Service;

Your website SUCKS ASS! All I want to do is purchase Priority Mail postage and print out a label to slap on a package, so I can get this package to the UPS Store before they close at 4 O'clock, so it can go out today. But I can't do that, because your website keeps timing out at every opportunity it gets!

Spend the money on some web servers that will actually WORK, and hire some IT people that actually know what they're doing!

No love for you today,

A Pissed Off Customer

P.S. Have been at this for an HOUR and still no luck. Am now convinced that your website is programmed, operated, and maintained by RETARDED MONKEYS!

[SorryIsGoodEnough]

Dearest,

The day after tomorrow!

Love,
Me.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Stepmommy Dearest,

The fact that you're alive, and have not yet died a horrible, painful, brutal death is

Hoping you DIAF,
Your husband's eldest, irreplaceable child.

[fireheart]

Dear Red Tide,

Thank you for coming and signalling that I am not pregnant or anything like that, but please go away now, I hate this bloaty feeling.

Love,
Me.

Dear assignment,

Please write yourself.

Love,
Me.

[Shpepper]

Dear stupid ugly horrible nasty wide feet,

go away and let me have some normal sized ones. I Just want to find some cute shoes that I don't have to fight off the drag queens for.


Love long gone,

Meow

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Shpepper,

I understand your pain.


Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Be careful or the "Cons" will get longer than the "Pros".

Mrs. Rum
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Dear Child Rum,

Why did you have to wake up so early?

At least I folded laundry and found a "first day of school outfit" for you.

Love,
Mommy