Dear....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Tooth,

Please stop hurting.

And it's not even the tooth that has the temporary crown on it. It's the other one that got a regular (small) filling.

-be

[RootedPhoenix]

"Dear" you,

May the pointy bits of a boat find a home in your nether regions. Glad to know that you have bumblebee droppings for a heart, too.

"Dear" you number 2,

You too. Ungrateful .

[trailerparkmedic]

Dear Boyfriend,

If you've cooked dinner before going to writing group the last 4 months in a row, why are you surprised that I'm pissed that you didn't cook being going to writing group last night?
Why do you think an appropriate answer to "Are you going out with your friend who you tolerate more than like for your weekly dinner on my birthday instead of spending it with me?" is yes?? I know you're not used to me being around on Tuesdays, but I would think that the part where I was going "I'm done with finals! Hooray!" last week might have given you a clue that my Tuesday nights are now free again.

Grumpy Girlfriend

[iradney]

Dear Credit Card

HAHAHAHA you're FINALLY PAID OFF!! WOOOHOO!!!

Love
Rads

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Rads,

Congrats!

Want to help me with mine?

Just joking!
Rummy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Miriam,

Hugs and hugs and hugs.

-me

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear MOAO®--

I was so happy to hear from you! You have NO idea how much it meant to me.

The flash of jealousy was interesting.

Confused--

--me

[fireheart]

Dear dickheads one and two,

Please tell me tonight was pure coincidence. Otherwise I'll start stalking both of your workplaces.

Love,
Me.

Dear work shirts,

You look like potato sacks.

Love,
me.

[dalesys]

Dear me,
I'm a bad bad bad man:

Dear work shirts,

You look like potato sacks.

Love,
me.

All I could think was "The work shirts must say:

My eyes ARE down here

..."

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Jim Henson:

I don't know why, but for some reason Sesame Street clips on Youtube dull the pain of a teething baby.

Wabba wabba wabba,

Ana

[fireheart]

Dear Grant Bowler,

You are absolutely dreamy without makeup. you covered in bright red body paint for a Farscape episode however, is not dreamy.

Love,
Me.

(quick explanation: Grant Bowler is an Aussie TV personality who has hosted The Mole and currently does Border Security. Farscape is a sci-fi series with Jim Henson puppets alongside humans...the actors were all Australian bar one)

Dear body,

Why the hell were you causing me to have an anxiety attack today at work?! Work does not need to know about my anxiety/depression yet.

Love,
me.

[iradney]

Dear Legs

I know you'll be owie tomorrow - but I've given you stretches and a soak in a warm bath. Please try to be owie for as short a time period as possible.

Love
Rads

Dear Scale at the Gym

How the hell can I have gained weight? Especially when my clothes are LOOSER?? Gah. I hate you. You make no sense. Go away.

Rads

Dear TTO

I miss you 17 days till I see you again.

Love
Your Betrothed

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Scale at the Gym

How the hell can I have gained weight? Especially when my clothes are LOOSER?? Gah. I hate you. You make no sense. Go away.

Rads

Dear Rads,

Muscle is denser than fat...if you lose a pound of fat but gain a pound of muscle, you will still be thinner - go by how your clothes fit.

-be

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear Japanese dictionaries of the Internet,

I love you. Never ever leave. Please?

Geekily yours,
RP

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Apartment,

60 degrees is not acceptable!

-me