Dear....

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear 95% of people that shop at my grocery store--

You see that little stick like thing sitting off to the side of the belt? That is to be put before and after your groceries to help the nice cashier so she/he does not accidentally ring up other peoples' groceries with yours.

USE IT.

It is not merely for decoration.

If you choose not to use it, please do not yell at the cashier. It is not her/his fault.

Thank you.

--Your friendly cashier

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Everyone,

Today is the day of my friend's memorial service.

That is all,
Rummy

[Magpie]

Dear people sitting next to the crazy humming/whistling lady on the bus,

I'm very sorry. I stop every time I notice I'm doing it, and I try to pay attention so I don't start, but I get - oooh! shiny.

Magpie

[crazylegs]

'Dear' Airline

Make it easier to work out what seats are booked already dammit. Some of need to know if we can actually fit dammit.

No Love

Crazylegs

[purple]

Dear employers

Hire me

Purple


Dear Mum

Thanks for the warning you where coming two days earlier, honestly there is not normally a random living on the couch.

Purple

[fireheart]

Dear family,

The more you yell and scream at me, the less likely I am to do something.
The more you yell and scream at me, my self esteem goes down-I CANNOT CONTROL THIS.
The more you yell and scream at me, my mood goes down-I CANNOT CONTROL THIS.

No, I am not faking my depression/anxiety.
No, I am not faking the suicide attempt I made last year.
No, I am not going to jump like a continental soldier the second you ask me to do something.

Seriously, RESEARCH your butt off about depression. How hard is it?

No love,
me.

[Becks]

Dear Fireheart17,

*oodles of hugs*

Love,

Becks

[Ree]

Dear Life...

You suck.

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Ree;

I second that sentiment.

[fireheart]

Dear little sister,

You are not a saint. The more you attempt to get me in trouble, the more tempting it is to leave empty vodka bottles strewn around your room and/or leave used condoms around the place (ones from the health clinics though, since I don't even use them) to prove to the family that you are not a saint. Try sneaking them past mum and dad.

Dear CSers,

Any way to control feelings since the second I get yelled at, I cry? And for that matter, any way to get my parents to believe that it's depression/anxiety?

Dear family,

Why don't you do everyone a favour-me included-and have me involuntarily admitted to hospital? It'd save you from having me around. Oh and don't bother doing anything for me. Wouldn't want to screw it all up for you now would I? Because the second I do, I get yelled at.

[Magpie]

Dear Fireheart,

Please please please print off some of these posts and take them to your campus' counselling services. We love you!

Magpie (per CSers)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Fireheart,

Please please please print off some of these posts and take them to your campus' counselling services. We love you!

Magpie (per CSers)

Seconded.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Dear Fireheart:

What Magpie and BookstoreEscapee said. You're far too awesome to lose.

Hugs,
Irv

[RavenStarr]

Seconded.

Thirded and fourthed.

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Gerber,

Your pureed prunes are quite good (like liquid raisins) but I will not be giving them to my son again. At least not until he is out of diapers. As it stands, I have two cloth diapers that may no longer be reusable...

Thanks,

Ana