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  • Dear Sexypants-

    Thank you for being my sanity and my self-restraint. Thank you for being my go-to person when shit hits the fan. Thank you for loving me even though I'm bat-shit crazy and will never rate more than 'cute' on the attractiveness scale. Most people choose between attractive and crazy or plain cute and sane. Thanks for being bonkers enough to choose cute and psycho. Thank you for agreeing with me where it counts, and being able to logically state your disagreements but still accept that I won't agree with you on the little things. Thank you for deciding to take a chance on me. I know this sounds like some sort of proposal but it isn't. Oh dear gods it isn't. I love you sweetheart but not willing to look at shiny symbols yet. Please just tell me what you're sending me in the mail so I stop trying to figure it out and panicking?

    All my love,

    Dove.
    Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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    • "Dear" Alarm Clock,

      Why did you not go off at 7 AM like I had you programmed to do?

      Rummy
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      Not-So-Dear-Mr. Rum,

      You come home on time for spaghetti, but not so you can spend time with your wife & daughter?

      Really?
      Mrs. Rum

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      • Dear idrinkarum;

        Just spotted a new restaurant in Annapolis, MD yesterday that I think you'd like...

        Paladar: Latin Kitchen & RUM BAR!!!

        You're welcome.

        --Jack
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • Dear Jack,

          I think I love you!

          Want to go to said new restaurant with me one day?

          Thanks!
          Rummy

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          • Dear Child Rum,

            I am very sorry that you twisted your ankle while in the moon bounce at your friend's Halloween Party! Every time you cry when you try to walk, breaks my heart. Please don't cry. I know your ankle hurts, and keeping the ice pack on it, and maybe it can heal up tomorrow.

            I'm also sad you can't make it out for trick or treating.


            Mommy Rum

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            • Dear constipation.

              Why did you come to ME? And can you please go away now? It is not nice constantly having the urge to empty one's bowels and then not actually being able to do so...
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • Dear Mr. Rum,

                You are silly.

                That is all,
                Mrs. Rum

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                • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  Dear Mr. Rum,

                  You are silly.

                  That is all,
                  Mrs. Rum
                  Dear Mrs. Rum,

                  He is also a ninja.

                  That is all.

                  Love,
                  Pepper
                  "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                  • Dear Pepper,

                    Does this make Mr. Rum a Silly Ninja?

                    Love,
                    Rummy

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                    • Dear Mother,

                      If you would like a maid, please give the word and I will drop right out of uni, burn all of my clothes, have the hysterectomy and dress up in a maid's outfit so that way you can have the clean house you so inherently desire.
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • Not-So-Dear Aunt Flow,

                        1. You show up at least 3-4 days EARLY.
                        2. You're making me crave a really really really rare, moving, and mooing steak.
                        3. You've already given me a migraine.
                        4. You're making me have nightmares!

                        I do not like you.

                        Please hurry up and leave and don't came back until next month! And when you do, please be gentler to me.


                        Rummy

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                        • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                          Dear Jack,

                          I think I love you!

                          Want to go to said new restaurant with me one day?

                          Thanks!
                          Rummy
                          Dear Rummy;

                          We shall see if that can be arranged sometime... even if latin food isn't really my thing.

                          --Jack
                          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                          --StanFlouride

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Dear Jack,

                            I think I love you!

                            Want to go to said new restaurant with me one day?

                            Thanks!
                            Rummy
                            Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                            Dear Rummy;

                            We shall see if that can be arranged sometime... even if latin food isn't really my thing.

                            --Jack

                            Dear Rummy,

                            Don't listen to him. He can find something he likes. He'll totally go.

                            Love, Pep
                            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                            • Dear Jack & Pepper,

                              You both made me .

                              Thank-you. I really needed that.

                              I did get the really really really rare, mooing, and moving steak that I was craving earlier.


                              Rummy

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                              • Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                                Dear Rummy,

                                Don't listen to him. He can find something he likes. He'll totally go.

                                Love, Pep
                                Good Gord, what have I gotten myself into?

                                Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                                Dear Jack & Pepper,

                                You both made me .

                                Thank-you. I really needed that.

                                I did get the really really really rare, mooing, and moving steak that I was craving earlier.


                                Rummy
                                But did you carve off what you wanted and then ride the rest home?

                                --Jack
                                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                                --StanFlouride

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