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Dear Jaywalkers,
I am aware you desperately need to cross the street. I know I have had to jaywalk a few times myself. HOWEVER, when I did, I did the following:
1. Looked both ways to make sure there were no cars coming. And if there were, I crossed when they were far away enough not to hit me
2. I RAN!!!!!! I didn't mosey or trudge along the way you guys do!!
Now what the hell is so hard about waiting for there to be no cars coming right at you guys??? I've had people cross the street when I'm about 8 f*@#ing feet away from them!! What the hell is the matter with you?? Do you have any regard for your life at all?? Do you care if someone swerves out of the way to avoid hitting you and, as a result, nearly hits an oncoming car from the other side?? Doesn't it bother you that, if you get hit, not only does it affect you, but the driver will carry the guilt of damaging another human being with their car for the rest of his or her natural life??? Are you so narcissistic to think that everyone will just brake for you??
Well, news flash, jaywalkers: You're not that special. That's right, I said it. For every person who cares enough to brake or swerve out of the way to avoid hitting you, there are plenty who will mow you down without a pang of remorse. You're not the only sucky people in this world, you know. The world will keep turning after you die. Deal with it.
So unless you know what you're doing, USE THE DAMN CROSSWALK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Sincerely,
Marxfan (who has nearly killed or been killed by about 5 or 10 jaywalkers this week alone)
I am aware you desperately need to cross the street. I know I have had to jaywalk a few times myself. HOWEVER, when I did, I did the following:
1. Looked both ways to make sure there were no cars coming. And if there were, I crossed when they were far away enough not to hit me
2. I RAN!!!!!! I didn't mosey or trudge along the way you guys do!!
Now what the hell is so hard about waiting for there to be no cars coming right at you guys??? I've had people cross the street when I'm about 8 f*@#ing feet away from them!! What the hell is the matter with you?? Do you have any regard for your life at all?? Do you care if someone swerves out of the way to avoid hitting you and, as a result, nearly hits an oncoming car from the other side?? Doesn't it bother you that, if you get hit, not only does it affect you, but the driver will carry the guilt of damaging another human being with their car for the rest of his or her natural life??? Are you so narcissistic to think that everyone will just brake for you??
Well, news flash, jaywalkers: You're not that special. That's right, I said it. For every person who cares enough to brake or swerve out of the way to avoid hitting you, there are plenty who will mow you down without a pang of remorse. You're not the only sucky people in this world, you know. The world will keep turning after you die. Deal with it.
So unless you know what you're doing, USE THE DAMN CROSSWALK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Sincerely,
Marxfan (who has nearly killed or been killed by about 5 or 10 jaywalkers this week alone)
I know I bowled, using my 14 pound ball, and it's been a few years since I last bowled, but really .... stop being sore! I can barely move my arm, and I'm right-handed! 
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