Dear....

[AnaKhouri]

Dear Khan's Teeth:

COME IN ALREADY YOU BASTARDS.

I never thought I would WANT my kid's teeth to come in so soon, since I'm breastfeeding, but I hate having my good-natured son turn into a big fussypants.

Ana

[fireheart]

Dear CSers,

I finally managed to make a smooth takeoff in my car today! Go me! ^_^

Love,
Me.

Dear Mosquitos,

DIE YOU BASTARDS!!!!

Not love,
Me.

Dear weather,

Please cool down already! I really do not like 43C weather!

[CaroPhoenix]

Mr. Rum,

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean I'm on a diet.

Also, you've become very obnoxious and holier-than-thou when it comes to reading the calories/sodium/etc. on the sides of the food cans in our house.

DIAF,

Your Wife

[iradney]

Dear IDR

Try telling Mr Rum that fresh veggies/fruit are better as they have more of all the good stuff (while you're munching on some baby carrots). Mwahahahhaah!

Love,
Rads

PS wouldn't it be awesome if you lost more weight than he did? Ooooh he'll get so mad!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear weather,

Please cool down already! I really do not like 43C weather!

Dear fireheart,

That's what you get for living somewhere where the seasons are all backwards!

(23F here )

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Rads,

You made me laugh (even though I think I'm sick too! )

Here's hoping you do lose more weight than Mr. Rum!

Cheers!
Rummy

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear those that irk me,



--RP

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Mack Truck,

Couldn't you have left your plate number next to me when you ran me over while I was sleeping?

I do not appreciate waking up after you ran me over!

Not feeling well at all,

Rummy
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Dear RP,

I know how you feel.


Rummy

[fireheart]

Dear airconditioner,



Love,
Me.

Dear counsellor,

Thank you for being patient and rescheduling me for my sessions

Love,
Me.

Dear former CW,

Isn't it strange how we're forming this odd friendship now?

Love,
me.

[Evil Queen]

Dear Life,

You still SUCK but I'm not going to let you take me down with you!

DIAF,
Evil Queen
(Witness the true reason I have the name I have, bitch!)

[CaroPhoenix]

"Dear" Mack Truck,

Why did you have to come back during naptime?


Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

I'm happy you love your Olive Tag Book.

Love,
Mommy
PS you are also full of win.
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"Dear" Left Ear,

Really? You had to wake me up from a dead sleep at 6 AM with such intense pain, I ended up in the ER?

I'd RAWR and wave my fist o' doom(TM) around, but I'm too worn out to do so.

A Sick Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Your wife is sick. Your child is sick.

And yet going to the gym first before checking on your family is more important? Really?


Your Wife

[fireheart]

Dear uni library,

can you PLEASE get your act together about how much the fine to pay off is?!

Love,
me.

[CaroPhoenix]

"Dear" Child Rum,

I have no clue what brought on the full, drawn out, melt down this morning starting around 12 Midnight and ending when you finally fell into an exhausted sleep at 2:50 AM. However, when Mommy says "go to sleep" you need to go to sleep!

At least we slept until almost 10:30 this morning, so we sorta made up for it, right?

Love,
Mommy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Person in the van going 25mph in a 50mph zone for 15 minutes,

LEARN TO DRIVE OR GET OFF THE &#*!ING ROAD!!!!!!!!!!

"Love",
Me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Left Ear,

I've been taking Amoxicillin and vicodin (or ibuprofen - whichever I grab first for pain) since Tuesday. And now today, I wake up and it feels like I have something stuffed in my ear! And the pain! The pain! Ow! Ow! Ow!

What is wrong with you?


Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

Thank goodness you have decided to sleep in today. You really do need all the sleep you can get so I'm not waking you up until you decide to wake up yourself.

Relieved,
Mommy