Dear....

[RootedPhoenix]

RP,

I think I got a spare keyboard.

-RW

rw,

that would be fantastic! the only potential problem is that my affected computer is a mac. can i just use any usb keyboard and get away with it, or will very bad things [tm] happen if i try?

thank you.

--rp

dear chest,

even after painkillers [naproxen, 500mg], and mucinex [1200mg] you still hurt.

i hate you.

more than that, i get to go across town [by bus! 1.5 hours of joy!] to do things unavoidable tomorrow. undoubtedly, you will still hurt, and i will hate you.

i would tell you to diaf, but that would only cause me more pain. of course.

no love,
me

dear rads's *company*

i am surprised that rads has not shoveled you into the nearest volcano. i suspect that this has precious little to do with any esteem she has for you. i believe this is mainly because she is being nice. you stink.

--rp

rads,

i'm sorry. they're stupid. have a cookie. *offers cookie and some herbal tea*

--rp

[iradney]

Dear RootedPhoenix

You're right. I'm nice - TOO damn nice for my own damn good. That ends now. I'm still on the job market and looking rabidly...
*HUGS* I happily accept the cookies and herbal tea!!! *SQUEEEEEE*!!!

Rads

[Akasa]

Dear Rads,
I like the Halls Naturals w/ a drop of honey in them for coughs. Also honey is supposed to work than any cough syrup.
Get feeling better.
Akasa

[RootedPhoenix]

idar,

*offers herbal tea* that's been helping me. peppermint especially [tends to help me breathe a bit easier]. lemony flavors might be nice, too, depending on your throat. feel better soon.

--rp

rads,

*hugs* i'm glad you liked them.

--rp

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear everyone,

I'm feeling a tad bit better today. Thank you for all the suggestions. I'm going to have to write everything down so in case I get sick again (which won't be for a very long time darn it!), I'll remember everything.

Hopefully today will be better,
Rummy

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Dear Dream State,

Why are you having "interesting" dreams about a certain customer from the gaming store? Stop it!

Too excited & confused now,
Rummy

[draftermatt]

Dear Dispatcher,

How is it my fault that the guy asked me to deliver tomorrow thinking that today was Wednesday? He never said "Thursday" just "tomorrow". Be glad he corrected it before we shipped everything.

Sending me a video of a girl getting fucked up the ass by a machine saying "this is what the truckers are going to do to me" and "get your shit together"? What the fuck? I know you're frustrated I am too, but that was uncalled for. Especially considering all the shit you and I put up with on a daily basis.

Guess I get to add you to the reasons I need out of this shit hole.

[Becks]

Dear hair,

Stop getting split ends.

I mean it.

Getting close to shaving my head bald and starting over,

--me

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Becks,

I hear you on the shaving of the head. I've been very tempted to do it lately. I don't want to spend $50-$100 for a haircut/style and then have it go into an afro the first time I look at it funny.

Good luck with your hair!
Rummy

[iradney]

Dear Becks

I highly reccomend Redken Extreme Antisplit - you might want to trim the splits off before you start using it though. And it's awesome on sunburns too...oh, and smells great!

Rads

[KiaKat]

Dear curly-haired people,

Try the Matrix products. I use their hair cream, it comes in a little green tub, and it's fantastic. Only thing that has *ever* controlled the frizz without making my hair look like it's been dipped in shellac.

Love,

One who feels your pain.

[Elspeth]

Dear Diety who handles medical tests ( I am sure there is one)

Could we PLEASE get an answer on what the hell is wrong with my Mommy and treat it? WITHOUT SURGERY!!!! I don't like it when there is arendelin (sp) is running amuck and making her light headed and dizzy. So can we please have this latest test figure out what is wrong? Also make it so she doesn't have to have the camera down the throat to look at a weird extra part she has? She doesn't want it and I don't want my Mommy upset!

Thanks

Els

[Misanthropical]

Dear pain specialist,

What was the point of getting all stabby with the needles if the pain relief isn't going to last? To see if it will work? How about just doing it full out and not making me have to get all stabbed on again?

Well, at least it got me out of work tonight.


Dear husband,

You said you would stay and make sure they didn't cause unbearable pain, but you ran like a scared little girl when the needles came out.

Thanks a lot buddy! It's your birthday, so I can't hurt you till tomorrow.


Dear BossMan,

I did not make the Eagles lose so stop taking it out on me! I asked an innocent question and you lost it. Pilling more work on me was not the answer.

How about pilling more work on Whiner? She doesn't do a damn bit of work all night or did you want that work actually done and done right. It still ticked me off that you thought nothing of dumping it on me at the last minute.

Any complaints about how I did it will result in my showing my angry side and you know you don't want to see that again.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear CS.com herbal tead drinkers,

Which brand of herbal tea do y'all recommend?

Wondering,
Rummy
She who drinks LIpton regular black tea & Lady Grey Tea

[KiaKat]

Dear Rummy,

Rooiboos. Any brand.

Love,

A Tea Drinker

[lupo pazzesco]

Dear CS.com herbal tead drinkers,

Which brand of herbal tea do y'all recommend?

Wondering,
Rummy
She who drinks LIpton regular black tea & Lady Grey Tea

Dear Rummy:

Teavana Teas

Are pure joy.



LP