Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[Xarlaxas]

At the moment I'm quite alone under the bed but wouldn't mind company. :3

[Becks]

*slides under the bed*

[Xarlaxas]

Hello there! =^.^=

[Becks]

Hey, baby. What have you been up to?

[Xarlaxas]

Oh, just the usual, sleeping, eating, spending far too much money, and being accused of being cute and adorable by many girls. Yourself? >:3

[Amina516]

Hi everyone...


Im a thread virgin...

Please...be gentle....

[Xarlaxas]

Oooh, a virgin, I've never played with one of those before, why hello there. =^.^=

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Did I hear we have a virgin amongst us?

*offers a glass of white wine*

Just make yourself at home and go with the flow . . . if the heat gets too much, you can take a break outside in the clothing-optional pool.

And I'd stay, but I promised my brother he could borrow the laptop for a race he wanted to follow, but because Versus is blacked out on our satellite system b/c they can't seem to reach an agreement . . . I'll have to check back in tomorrow.

*sneaks off to the porch for a cig before cleaning up the kitchen*

[Bella_Vixen]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

I like snuggling.

[Becks]

Attempting to be up to no good, but since I still look innocent (*raised eyebrow*), it's not going over well.

Hey, when's the last time the pudding pool was refilled?

[RayvenQ]

The pudding pool is still going? Heh, Been a while since I've been around these....parts

*Runs around*

[BookstoreEscapee]

Hey, I read that sex can cure a headache...who wants to help me test it out?

[RayvenQ]

I would, but I haven't got a headache

[Becks]

Dust bunnies!!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Dust bunnies!!!

Just call the Geek King . . . he's the Dust Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire. . .

Then after he's done with the extermination, we'll just go get another truckload of pudding and refill the pool.

Now what flavor pudding do we want . . .