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  • I haven't been here in quite a while. I see everybody's still having fun.

    Oh? Massage?

    *rips own shirt off*
    Long days, short nights, a bottle of NOS makes it all right.

    Canadians Unite !

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    • *oils down 411guy and begins rubbing his shoulders*
      Don't wanna; not gonna.

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      • *shoves 411guy out of the way and takes his place*
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • *shrugs. oils down BookstoreEscapee...*

          This is hard work, can someone make me a appletini?
          Don't wanna; not gonna.

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          • It's perv time again!!!
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • OH Becks! You are a savior! I just got a new body powder that tastes like Rockets that i needed to test on some people,
              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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              • *comes back in and heads for the usual place*

                Oooh, did I hear someone mention body powder? I wanna smell . . . I love good smellie smells . . .
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • *waves*

                  Oi vei am I stressed and tired out, I need to call my phone company because they've charged me £151 in "Data Usage" when I've not even been able to connect to the 'net on my phone, will call them about it in the morning while also getting my PAC so I can leave them for a better company. T_T *sighs wearily*

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                  • Warmer today...naked and wet wasn't so bad...

                    (for you, becks)
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Yes it smells nice. Plus you can do this.

                      *paints my hand and dips it in water* Wait for it. *pulls out fully dry dust covered hand* COOL HUH!? *licks*
                      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                      • Quoth Becks View Post
                        It's perv time again!!!
                        Is that like peanut butter jelly time?

                        hmm..sticky...
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Mmmm, peanut butter.

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                          • Peanut Butter and banana!
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • Rawr?

                              Yay, phone troubles dealt with politely and with no gnashing of teeth, now I can relax. *hops into 'ze jacuzzi*

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                              • Quoth Xarlaxas View Post
                                Mmmm, peanut butter.
                                know what's better than peanut butter?
                                mmmm...nutella...
                                i licks it. i licks it a lot.
                                If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                                i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                                ^_^

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