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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostFor you or the "adult massager?"I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostFor my little neck massager. You know, the kind with the four round feet. Like little balls at the ends. You've seen 'em.
And now I'm missing my Shiatsu neck massager, which I had to trash a few years ago after a couple of little kittens clawed it to death.
Flip side is I have one of those massaging chair cushions . . . if I can get to it in the building, that is. I may try to dig that out tomorrow.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostMy shower isn't nearly this tasty...
*strips off clothes and climbs in*
Is it me or does this cherry and mint combined taste kinda like a cherry limeade from Sonic?
*looks around*
Didn't we invite any guys to shower with us?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post...Didn't we invite any guys to shower with us?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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