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  • My showergel is lemon. It's like showering in Jif lemon.
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    • I have some vanilla mint shampoo and your choice of cherry blossom, lilac or toasted vanilla sugar body wash...
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      • Quoth Becks View Post
        I have some vanilla mint shampoo and your choice of cherry blossom, lilac or toasted vanilla sugar body wash...
        I have rosemary mint shampoo and conditioner. It smells good.
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Sudsy and sweet smelling steamy sexy scenario.
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Do you mind Plaid? We're trying to have a fruit salad-scented orgy in this here shower!
            Plaid never gets to go to fruit salad-scented orgies in showers!
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            • Quoth Plaidman View Post
              Plaid never gets to go to fruit salad-scented orgies in showers!
              *glances around*
              *notes the fruit-scented shower orgy, already in progress*
              *notes Plaid's presence*

              Um, you're at the fruity shower orgy already... unless you're like a hologram or something.

              *attempts to wave hand through Plaid's chest*

              ^-.-^
              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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              • How many people are in this shower, anyway?

                And how many fruits?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  And how many fruits?
                  Well, I'm not in the shower, but I did bring a nice pair of melons...

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • BSE I do not know. I originally had 4 flavors of edible body wash/Shampoo and people kept bringing in normal washing stuff.

                    I am scared to lick people now. What if their suds aren't lickable?
                    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                    • Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                      Well, I'm not in the shower, but I did bring a nice pair of melons...

                      ^-.-^
                      Mine are bigger!

                      Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                      BSE I do not know. I originally had 4 flavors of edible body wash/Shampoo and people kept bringing in normal washing stuff.

                      I am scared to lick people now. What if their suds aren't lickable?
                      Then you towel dry them and THEN lick them
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                      • Quoth Plaidman View Post
                        Plaid never gets to go to fruit salad-scented orgies in showers!

                        *Grabs Plaid by the ear, drags him into shower and shoots streams of fruity shower gel at him in a ketchup-and-mustard-bottle fashion from two shower gel bottles*
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                        • Has anybody seen my peanut butter-holycrapfruityorgy.

                          *Films*
                          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                          • *Holds a boom mic for RWh.*

                            ^-.-^
                            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                            • I do enjoy the fruity.
                              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                              • Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                                I do enjoy the fruity.
                                You are the fruity.

                                ^-.-^
                                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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