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  • You know what goes good with fruits?

    Nuts.
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
      You are the fruity.

      ^-.-^
      Yes. Yes, I am.
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      You know what goes good with fruits?

      Nuts.
      Ya know what goes good with fruits and nuts?

      Creme.

      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • *thinks it's a good thing there's a shower nearby*

        ^-.-^
        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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        • Quoth fireheart17 View Post
          Then you towel dry them and THEN lick them
          That defeats the purpose of me getting Edible body wash for everyone.

          My smexy pans are ruined. *licks self*
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • Oh, bummer. And they look like they taste so good too . . .

            Mind if I have a lick or two?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • How many licks does it take to get to the center of a....
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • Careful, I may bite.
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • Oooh, that's on quite a few of our "plus" lists.

                  ^-.-^
                  Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                  • I agree. Besides if you want to really enjoy a treat you have to bit a little right?
                    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                    • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      Careful, I may bite.
                      Is that a threat or a promise?

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                      • How many webcams do we have hooked up for this gathering?
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • Quoth Becks View Post
                          How many webcams do we have hooked up for this gathering?
                          and when will it be posted on YouTube (or some pron pay per view site)?????
                          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                          "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                          • Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                            and when will it be posted on YouTube (or some pron pay per view site)?????
                            We'll get paid for this?! Sweet!
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • The participants will be paid in all the scented and flavored body wash they could ever want!

                              *is glad she took a spot with the crew* :lol

                              ^-.-^
                              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                              • The website you are thinking of is youporn and it does exist.

                                Also, once we find my pants you will see I am executive producer of this once we get the website/DVDs created. *nips BSE*
                                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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