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  • oo! cookie!
    *takes cookie, nibbles*
    If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

    i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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    • *does a wonderwoman spin to be dressed in a corset, blouse, and jeans* YAY MAGIC CLOTHES!

      YAY EROTIC SHAPED COOKIES! *plops on couch and noms* Who wants a popsicle? They look like this *holds up naughty ice lollis*
      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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      • Ooh...gimme..

        should I lick it or suck it...or just bite?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Eeep!
          Don't bite!

          Double Eeep!
          And especially don't chew!
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • mmmm...popsicles....
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • You have to lick and suck. And remember that sometimes to need to lick from the bottom to get the best results.

              *innocently eats my ice treat*
              Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

              Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
              Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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              • sssslllllluuurrrrrrrrpppp!
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Sometimes you need to cup it to make sure you don't lose any of the juices.

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                  • You mean I get to watch comely young lasses fellating popsicles?

                    Yum yum gimme some!

                    /pulls up chair
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • *sticks a Popsicle in Irv's mouth* you did say to give you some.


                      Remember to mind the juices when you're sucking on them, if you let them drip out of your mouth and off your chin instead of swallowing them it makes a huge sticky mess.

                      *Innocently swirls her tongue around the base of hers before licking up the whole length and slurping the whole thing into her mouth*
                      Last edited by shankyknitter; 07-07-2010, 08:35 AM. Reason: can't spell worth a damn at 4:30 am
                      Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.

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                      • You know, I think there's a pic of me on my profile here that shows me enjoying a popsicle.
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • holy crap!! 243 pages and I'm just discovering this thread now ? make room in the hut tub!!!!

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                          • But Pony Boy, if we let people in the hot tub, the ice treats will melt.

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                            • Quoth Becks View Post
                              You know, I think there's a pic of me on my profile here that shows me enjoying a popsicle.
                              Lies.... I'm greatly sadden by no becks and popiscle pics.
                              Military Spouse Support.
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                              Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                              • Quoth Plaidman View Post
                                Lies.... I'm greatly sadden by no becks and popiscle pics.
                                If you can't find it here, I'm sure it's on Facebook somewhere.
                                I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                                Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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