Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[shankyknitter]

costuming can do that of course, since they harness the magics of the internet. However I bribed costuming to embed a locater beacon in the Extremly Radical Otherworldly Thingy Intensified Cameo (E.R.O.T.I.C for short) suits. Therefore allowing me to do THIS!

*hits button and dalesys's couch suit lights up*

[hinakiba777]

Sometimes Shanky's powers scare me. Now, what are we doing?

[Magpie]

If we're Maenads, doesn't that mean we get to drink? *breaks out the wine*

Oh, and we need to change out of our clothes into vines.

[shankyknitter]

*hands out vine costumes and grabs a glass of dry red wine* mmm life can't get much better than a hot tub and a glass of wine. Unless...

Who wants to be our cabana boy? *dangles men's bikini shorts in a shocking red color*

[Plaidman]

[QUOTE=shankyknitter;755256Who wants to be our cabana boy? *dangles men's bikini shorts in a shocking red color*[/QUOTE]

.... Not me.

But I'll give you a massage while you relax...


*Deep Tissue Massauge with nice scented oil*

My payment is the reward of touching your goddess skin....

[hinakiba777]

*looks down at the vine costume* NiX!

*runs off and comes back two tied silk sarongs with a fan*

I'm better in this role. *Fans people* I also have peeled grapes, to go with your wine.

[Magpie]

Ok, shankyknitter. I'll take hina and let you have Plaid. Can we put off the "frenzy" bit for a while?

*lolls back and enjoys herself in her vines*

[dalesys]

I love nibble-nibbling grapes off the vines.

Black grapes, purple grapes, red grapes, pink... oops, not a grape!

[BookstoreEscapee]

What about cherries? I have so many they don't all fit in the bowl...

[hinakiba777]

*fans Magpie*

BSE I'm shocked that anyone here has a cherry!

[Plaidman]

*looks around*
....

Right. No-one has a cherry.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*looks around*
....

Right. No-one has a cherry.

*opening jar*

I hope nobody minds marachinos . . .

[gaspode]

Ooh the squirty cream was on offer at our shop,so I hope nobody minds that I brought along a dozen cans.

Who's first?

[shankyknitter]

*opens mouth wide* squirty cream and a cherry on top please!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Just bought a new jar of cherries, in case we need more...

(I actually did..maybe this thread subconsciously inspired me cuz I was walking past the shelf and thought "cherries would be good!" )