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I've been applying the art...
There're going to be some really interesting tan lines...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Quoth dalesys View PostI've been applying the art...
There're going to be some really interesting tan lines...
(what? I don't tan!)I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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I'm home from pennsic boys and girls! And I bought new toys to help my dance routine: fan veils! (fans with about 4 feet of silk scarf off the end- most hypnotic things ever to watch)
*jumps out of hot tub and begins belly dancing soaking wet with the fan veils* I'm the entertainment for those still in the tubMe to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.
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*calls up masseuse friend and sets him to work on those in the tub. Slides back into the water* Now we just need a cabana boy and a bikini clad girl willing to wait on our every need.Me to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.
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Me neither; I'll be in the hot tub. Waiting to be waited on.
Quoth hinakiba777 View PostI love this threadI don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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